Feeds

Coming soon: The Church of Googlology?

WHOIS trawl reveals plans for burrito-worship sex cult

Eight steps to building an HP BladeSystem

Those among you who are increasingly concerned at Google's inexorable rise to total domination of Planet Earth would do well to check out this report into the vast number of domain names the search monolith has acquired, many of which indicate its sinister future intentions.

A good percentage of Google's domain manifest is made up of typo-based variants on its name, such as glogoo.com, geggle.com and, somewhat improbably, goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com.

And, of course, the company has moved to protect its brand from the time-honoured -sucks suffix attack, as demonstrated by gmailsucks.com, frooglesucks.com and googlesucks.com.

Nothing surprising there, but what about possible future Google tentacles, such as googlechips.com, googlebroadband.com, googlebay.com and, rather agreeably, googleporn.com?

Looking further afield, though, we find chilling evidence of Google's extraterrestrial ambitions with googlejupiter.com, googlemercury.com, googlesolarsystem.com, googlegalaxy.com and indeed google-universe.net, with the future subjugation of known creation doubtless driven by googlerobotics.com and google-machine.com while financed by googlemoney.com from its googlewallet.com.

Our immediate concern, however, is not enslavement to Google's planned space empire, but rather the prospect of googlereligion.com - allegedly a free-love sex cult supported by donations to google-yahoo-sex.com via googletelevision.net broadcasts and predicated on the worship of Mexican cuisine.

The proof? Well, try bayareaburritos.com and thesecretofburritos.com, the latter presumably a series of revelations giving Church of Googlology acolytes sensational insights by which they may ascend to the highest level of consciousness at googlefaith.com. Amen. ®

Reducing security risks from open source software

More from The Register

next story
Motorist 'thought car had caught fire' as Adele track came on stereo
'FIRE' caption on dashboard prompts dunderheaded hard shoulder halt
Delaware pair nabbed for getting saucy atop Mexican eatery
Burrito meets soft taco in alleged rooftop romp outrage
Japanese artist cuffed for disseminating 3D ladyparts files
Printable genitalia fall foul of 'obscene material' laws
Carlos: Slim your working week to just three days of toil
'Midas World' vision suggests you retire later, watch more tellie and buy more stuff
Brit Rockall adventurer poised to quit islet
Occupation records broken, champagne corks popped
Apple: No, China. iPhone is NOT public enemy number 1
Beijing fears it could beam secrets back to America
Canuck reader threatens suicide over exact dimensions of SPAAAACE!
How many As? Reg hack's writing cops a shoeing
prev story

Whitepapers

Reducing security risks from open source software
Follow a few strategies and your organization can gain the full benefits of open source and the cloud without compromising the security of your applications.
Consolidation: The Foundation for IT Business Transformation
In this whitepaper learn how effective consolidation of IT and business resources can enable multiple, meaningful business benefits.
Application security programs and practises
Follow a few strategies and your organization can gain the full benefits of open source and the cloud without compromising the security of your applications.
Boost IT visibility and business value
How building a great service catalog relieves pressure points and demonstrates the value of IT service management.
Consolidation: the foundation for IT and business transformation
In this whitepaper learn how effective consolidation of IT and business resources can enable multiple, meaningful business benefits.