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Comments on: UK Office of Government Commerce cracks one off
Fucking... #
By dervheid Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 12:54 GMT
I feel stupid but... #
By abigsmurf Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:03 GMT
money well spent? #
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Suitable really #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:07 GMT
errr, I don't get it #
By Chris Thomas Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:11 GMT
A firm grip eh? #
By Emma Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:12 GMT
Fantastic #
By Charles Calthrop Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:12 GMT
all round the office now... marvellous #
By kevin Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:14 GMT
So then.... #
By brian Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:14 GMT
The animated version.... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:20 GMT
Worth it #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT
Took me a while... #
By Justin Case Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT
To understand the issue #
By GottaBeKidding Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:25 GMT
Superb #
By TEQ Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:28 GMT
On a similar note,... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:29 GMT
Magnificent Specimen #
By John Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:31 GMT
If you don't see it #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:33 GMT
I must be getting slow in my old age... #
By Captain Jamie Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:44 GMT
Cracking #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:48 GMT
Strategy, new direction? #
By Steve Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:57 GMT
A classic indeed #
By Tim Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:59 GMT
Driving up standards... #
By Nick L Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:06 GMT
I wonder... #
By Edward Pearson Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:13 GMT
Money well spent #
By mh. Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:20 GMT
I don't see it ... #
By James Smith Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:31 GMT
And no-one else spotted this one? #
By peter Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:35 GMT
And others I didn't spot #
By peter Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:39 GMT
Cool! #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 15:14 GMT
I'm amazed! #
By Mike Moyle Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 15:26 GMT
ROFL #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 16:15 GMT
Perfectly OK #
By Christoph Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 16:27 GMT
A firm grip? #
By Tim Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 16:29 GMT
While I control the laughter... #
By Dave Harris Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 17:31 GMT
They are going to use it! #
By Wayland Sothcott Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 17:54 GMT
Animated version here for those that don't get it #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 18:32 GMT
Tsk! You humans ... #
By Greg Fleming Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 20:21 GMT
Took me a minute.... #
By Secretgeek Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 08:41 GMT
Better yet! #
By John Armstrong-Millar Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 16:13 GMT
Even the Daily (Hate) Mail #
By Dave Posted Friday 25th April 2008 20:41 GMT
not even original #
By James Posted Monday 28th April 2008 00:13 GMT
Priceless? #
By Carl Any On A Mouse Posted Monday 28th April 2008 15:25 GMT
Bloody Hell #
By Martin Borland Posted Tuesday 29th April 2008 14:01 GMT