I really can't see anything suggestive in that logo
money well spent?
By oliver Stieber
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:04 GMT
well I think we call that one a cock up.
Paris, because I'm sure that's what the guy was watching when he designed the logo.
Suitable really
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:07 GMT
Any organisation that rebrands its procurement as "buying.solutions" is clearly a load of wank.
errr, I don't get it
By Chris Thomas
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:11 GMT
wheres the joke about the logo??? I've obviously missed something whilst living in spain!!
Mine is the one which says "Hospital property, not for resale"
A firm grip eh?
By Emma
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:12 GMT
Oh now that is brilliant, "a firm grip on government spend"... you mean they couldn't give a t*ss... yeah the irony's so not lost. Wonder how much that cost them, and how long before they've got to change the logo because everyone is up in arms about it.
Fantastic
By Charles Calthrop
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:12 GMT
Wonder if it was done for a dare
all round the office now... marvellous
By kevin
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:14 GMT
couldn't help but collapse into a giggling wreck, so all and sundry wanted to know why... fantastic
So then....
By brian
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:14 GMT
...they really *are* a bunch of w**kers!!!
The animated version....
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:20 GMT
http://www.hein.org.uk/ogclogo.gif
Worth it
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT
I want one of the mouse mats, they could make a fortune for the taxpayer on ebay.
efros
Took me a while...
By Justin Case
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT
...but I got there in the end!
Paris - because
To understand the issue
By GottaBeKidding
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:25 GMT
Rotate the image 90 degrees clockwise. Bow legged man, standing up, "having some me-time".
Superb
By TEQ
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:28 GMT
Best laugh in ages.
On a similar note,...
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:29 GMT
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/poster.asp
Legendary coke poster with girl and phallus in an ice-cube. My old flatmate has an original version he keeps locked away, as they are so rare after being recalled.
Paris cos,.... well, you'll see!
Magnificent Specimen
By John
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:31 GMT
They'll be getting quite a few complements from some quarters.
If you don't see it
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:33 GMT
Tilt your head to the left and look for a bandy legged man. What is he doing with his right hand.
I must be getting slow in my old age...
By Captain Jamie
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:44 GMT
but when it clicked it got a good belly laugh...
I'm sure most people here have seen this B3ta thing... http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/
Needs a "slow" icon here because today I have been
Cracking
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:48 GMT
I think the OGC might need to 'offload' the design company as since the fruits of their redesign work has "come to fruition", their output is decidedly 'wank'
Strategy, new direction?
By Steve
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:57 GMT
You are the fucking stationery & supplies department!
The only strategy you need is "buy cheap, buy bulk"
A classic indeed
By Tim
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:59 GMT
A temp PA I worked with last year had just spent 6 months at OGC in Norwich. She told us how amazing the place was, nobody seemed to do anything all day, except for her manager who spent literally all his time on a Norwich City FC club forum. Clearly all the gentlemen there were actually busying themselves in the cubicles.
Driving up standards...
By Nick L
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:06 GMT
Surprised the slogan that matches isn't something along the lines of
"We've driven up our standards - now up yours"
I wonder...
By Edward Pearson
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:13 GMT
...how much of the taxpayers money was spunked (oh yeah, I went there) on this logo?
With a standard design house, something like that would cost you in the region of £100. You would LOOK at the graphic before branding piles of mousemats. Then you would reject it. All in all, it might cost you £100, it'd probably cost you nothing.
No doubt these people were presented with tens of thousands for this little bit of "design"
We're catching on in Britain. The US have been funneling stupid amounts of money to "friendly" companies for years.
Money well spent
By mh.
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:20 GMT
Is it worth asking why the department responsible for buying paper clips needs a logo in the first place (or indeed any goverment department)? It's not as if there's another quango set up to do the same that they might be confused with after all. That said, they aren't exactly the cheapest around: http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2006/dec/14/publicservices.politics
I don't see it ...
By James Smith
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:31 GMT
Someone at El Reg must be desperate, because I can't see it.
And no-one else spotted this one?
By peter
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:35 GMT
"...have a firm grip...."
I mean ....really. No-one?
(Logo for obvious clenching fist reasons)
And others I didn't spot
By peter
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:39 GMT
"organisation....firm grip......spend..."
Oooh Err Missus
I take the grubby looking one
Cool!
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 15:14 GMT
Since they don't want that logo, I'm *definitely* going to start a company call "The Happy Snowman". :)
I'm amazed!
By Mike Moyle
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 15:26 GMT
"...not inappropriate to an organisation that's looking to have a firm grip on government spend!"
A Government spokesdrone with a sense of humo(u)r...?
Isn't that, like, one of the signs of the Apocolypse or something?
ROFL
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 16:15 GMT
Please tell me it is not the same crowd who did the 2012 logo.
Is there a special class in art school called graphic nudes? - or is it still graphic art? Please, someone tell the students that the emphasis is on 'art' not 'graphic'.
Perfectly OK
By Christoph
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 16:27 GMT
That logo fits very well with, for instance, the 2012 Olympic's Simpson Blowjob one.
A firm grip?
By Tim
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 16:29 GMT
To put it colloquially, they clearly have a firm grip on their wad and are likely to be making a splurge on their customer facing image.
This is worth more than a pearl necklace!
Certainly Paris inspired.
While I control the laughter...
By Dave Harris
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 17:31 GMT
...instead of coughing guinness all over my keyboard...
@Steve, OGC is also responsible for buying software licenses for all government departments.
Not such a small budget.
Were the contract meetings held in Paris?
They are going to use it!
By Wayland Sothcott
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 17:54 GMT
Eye protection, that stuff burns.
I expect they got that one of in a few minutes so never bothered to check it.
Animated version here for those that don't get it
By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 18:32 GMT
http://www.hein.org.uk/ogclogo.gif
:D
Tsk! You humans ...
By Greg Fleming
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 20:21 GMT
Always seeing patterns that aren't there.
Took me a minute....
By Secretgeek
Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 08:41 GMT
...but then it lept out at me like one of those Magic Eye pictures.
Absolutely priceless.
Better yet!
By John Armstrong-Millar
Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 16:13 GMT
Go here
http://www.fhdlondon.co.uk/
and look at vacancies.. a coincidence??
Even the Daily (Hate) Mail
By Dave
Posted Friday 25th April 2008 20:41 GMT
Published this one
not even original
By James
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 00:13 GMT
https://www.ogc.gov.bc.ca/
Priceless?
By Carl Any On A Mouse
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 15:25 GMT
The one thing it ain't is priceless; you and I paid an arm and a leg for this piece of graphical self-abuse. What a bunch of boat-stoppers (anchors).
Bloody Hell
By Martin Borland
Posted Tuesday 29th April 2008 14:01 GMT
Having met some of the people that work at OGC I'm surprised that any of them were bright enough to spot this!!!
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