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Comments on: Korean astronaut recounts 'ballistic' Soyuz re-entry
Red Dwarf #
By Elmer Phud Posted Monday 21st April 2008 13:41 GMT
Politicall correctness at its best #
By Ishkandar Posted Monday 21st April 2008 13:47 GMT
They should have added.... #
By Ishkandar Posted Monday 21st April 2008 13:53 GMT
Went ballistic #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 21st April 2008 14:16 GMT
The Moon may be made of green cheese #
By Fluffykins Posted Monday 21st April 2008 14:18 GMT
That may not be a good thing #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 21st April 2008 15:07 GMT
Bumpy Landings... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 21st April 2008 15:57 GMT
Gender error at line 51 #
By Jonathan Richards Posted Monday 21st April 2008 16:11 GMT
What's *meant* to happen? #
By hugo tyson Posted Monday 21st April 2008 16:29 GMT
Ouch! #
By Mike Richards Posted Monday 21st April 2008 16:35 GMT
@AC #
By Graham Dawson Posted Monday 21st April 2008 16:41 GMT
Soviet tech #
By Pyros Posted Monday 21st April 2008 16:53 GMT
Blame it on the crew #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 21st April 2008 17:12 GMT
@Graham Dawson #
By Anton Ivanov Posted Monday 21st April 2008 19:06 GMT
G whiz #
By ImaGnuber Posted Monday 21st April 2008 19:27 GMT
Yup, Its the crews fault indeed. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 21st April 2008 22:58 GMT
Unbelievable #
By Aubry Thonon Posted Monday 21st April 2008 23:15 GMT
@Aubry Thonon #
By Robert Hill Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 01:43 GMT
Ballistic Undies!! #
By Moss Icely Spaceport Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 04:28 GMT
No Thanks #
By Bloody_Yank Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 05:32 GMT
Bright light #
By Bill Fresher Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 08:41 GMT
Built like a tank. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 10:19 GMT
G to brain-mush conversion table #
By Matt Piechota Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 17:03 GMT
G force #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 04:56 GMT
Impressive.......... #
By oldfartuk Posted Thursday 1st May 2008 21:21 GMT