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Comments on: IBM grows profits, raises outlook

"raises outlook"?!? 

By Ben Rose Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 12:50 GMT

Paris Hilton

I think if you look closer at the figures, you'll see that IBM raises Lotus Notes, not Outlook!

17% year on year Q1 growth for Lotus Software.

Paris - because even she has caught less viruses than MS Outlook.

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