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Comments on: Monroe BJ film goes for $1.5m

Behind the grassy knoll 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 11:22 GMT

Paris Hilton

is where all the quickies occur

Check the dry cleaning expenses 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 11:27 GMT

Paris Hilton

If all else fails, take a leaf out of Monica's book and check the dry cleaning receipts for the day.....

Paris. Who else

Where??? 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 11:34 GMT

Linux

Was this done in the Oval Office as well!!!

@ AC 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 11:41 GMT

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sticky quickies. Nothing wrong with a good sticky quicky

That pretty one from Sex in the City 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 11:45 GMT

... You know the dark haired one that's so damn cute. She did a BJ internet video that 'leaked' (i.e. released by her agent for publicity).

Can't find a URL for it, I need it for my privacy studies, erm you know, research!

So, Norma Jean... 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 11:58 GMT

Happy

...played the skin flute for Jack? Who'd have thought it?

The FBI stores this 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 12:04 GMT

Coat

with the other confiscated blow...

Mine's the purple one without DNA on it....

The cult of celebrity 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 12:06 GMT

Coat

I guess poor old Paris Hilton can consider the financial gains of her own on-screen efforts well and truly BLOWN out of the water.

Not sure which icon to use now...

Lets see Lyndsay Lohan re-enact this one! 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 12:06 GMT

Paris Hilton

But seriously, lets not.

Confession 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 12:31 GMT

I wish to confess. At the time, I was a very precocious and well-built 11-year-old. I was dazzled by the wonderful film star who lured me on. My life was changed by the experience, and I am still unable to have sex except with famous film stars. This has caused difficulties, and the cost has limited my sexual exploits severely. However, most film stars find they can afford my fees if they take out a loan. Naturally, I am demanding return of my advertising film and am suing for breach of copyright.

Dead celebrity BJ films? 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 12:35 GMT

Coat

ZZZZZ (Wake me up when the Princess Diana one comes on the market.)

Mines the trenchcoat,...

What's the name of Freedom Of Information request in the USA ? 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 12:54 GMT

Alien

And I would need a national to make the demand...

Ah, vintage pron 8)

Slang: 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 14:10 GMT

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"Spam javelin"! Excellent!

RE: Where??? 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 14:36 GMT

Coat

Was this done in the Oval Office as well!!!

Is it Oval or Oral Office? I keep confusing the two!

Dicktionary Corner 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 15:51 GMT

Flame

"Spam Javelin"....filed next to "Custard Chucker"

JFK's taste 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 17:21 GMT

ooooh yes, JFK sure had better taste for women. I wonder if they would've impeached him back then? ;)

Bet it was ... 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 17:40 GMT

Coat

J Edgar Hoover.

(This is actually two bad jokes compacted into one. Combined they don't quite make sense, but I couldn't *not* say it...)

But... 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 18:06 GMT

Happy

But does it have a happy ending?

@AC 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 18:36 GMT

Kristen Davis is the "dark-haired pretty one" in SaTC if that helps you.

a TImely tilt @ JFK 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 19:31 GMT

Alien

Interesting isn't IT? All this talk of money trouble and then someone comes along with a news story that takes a tilt at JFK. Who would wonder at the many good things that JFK did and tried to do for the USA, when titillation and conspiracy hot air is so much more absorbent of public attention.

Rocky/Iceberg things in dark waters, trouble the Eye of the Paper Tiger as it travels on maiden voyages aboard Titanic vessels, through uncharted Internet Territory. All at sea, yet refusing the Offered Aid of Skilled Pilots / Watchmen.

@trackSuit 

Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 21:00 GMT

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Your handler needs to work on your code. That's not up to amanfrommars standards.

@ Laurent_Z 

Posted Wednesday 16th April 2008 04:37 GMT

Happy

The US has the oh-so-creatively-named Freedom of Information Act.

We need an award for Most Creative Euphemism.

@trackSuit 

Posted Wednesday 16th April 2008 08:34 GMT

Perhaps they were wary of dodgy se(a)men .....

Head out of frame 

Posted Wednesday 16th April 2008 09:51 GMT

Coat

<quote>object of her affection's head is out of the frame</quote>

Pretty poor photographer then. Oh you mean that head...

More JFK secrets? 

Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 06:29 GMT

Did he fire three or four shots during the making of the film?

1.5 mil for a short film of one dead person sucking off another.

Does anybody else see this as strange?

In future mate, dont waste your money and go on sky, channel 959 after 9pm and finish your business using freeview, alledgedly not as good as the encrypted show after 11 pm, but it would appear to be enough for you !

more JFK secrets 

Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 11:01 GMT

I can not believe any one could be daft enough or rich enough to want to buy a film about a BJ . Afifteen minute BJ who are they trying to kid and what did he do for the other 14 minutes and thirty seconds ???

re; FOIA 

Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 15:34 GMT

Coat

As I am a US national, you can bet that I'll be making the request... Everyone once in a while, I find a reason to be proud of the home team!

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