Of course the correct unit of currency to express the fine in this case would be the Vietnamese Dong

It's about 4.8 million VND

as the saying goes:

"Never look a gift-horse in the mouth"

or is it, never put a gift-pack in the mouth?

Dammit, Paris because she knows a thing or two about phalluses and mouths

Oh ... it's Bootnotes. Fuck.

;)

But if they didn't use them.... and wouldn't it be the prisoners using them? not him? Can you molest your self? Bloody Swedes

... think the sentence was particularly stiff!

.. mine's the one covered in wood shavings.

I would've thought a fine for unsafe products would be more in order. Imagine getting a splinter during "use"...

"The recipients, however, were "not inclined to take advantage of the wooden phalluses and instead reported the matter to police"."

So, how come he was charged with sexual molestation then ? Surely "suggestion to self-inflict sexual molestation" would be more appropriate ?

tsk tsk tsk...

From a Health & Safety pov however, there could have been some nasty splinters - so probably as well to return them.

So what was he originally dildoing time for?

The grey one with the arrows, please

I think it was for putting intricately carved wooden Euros into the pay-as-you-watch porno machines !!