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Comments on: Swedish lag's wooden todgers fail to impress

disappointed in El Reg 

Posted Friday 11th April 2008 15:02 GMT

Coat

Of course the correct unit of currency to express the fine in this case would be the Vietnamese Dong

It's about 4.8 million VND

No appreciation huh? 

Posted Friday 11th April 2008 15:06 GMT

Paris Hilton

as the saying goes:

"Never look a gift-horse in the mouth"

or is it, never put a gift-pack in the mouth?

Dammit, Paris because she knows a thing or two about phalluses and mouths

where's the... 

Posted Friday 11th April 2008 15:22 GMT

Coat

Oh ... it's Bootnotes. Fuck.

;)

Sexual Molestation 

Posted Sunday 13th April 2008 11:07 GMT

But if they didn't use them.... and wouldn't it be the prisoners using them? not him? Can you molest your self? Bloody Swedes

I didn't ... 

Posted Sunday 13th April 2008 14:08 GMT

Coat

... think the sentence was particularly stiff!

.. mine's the one covered in wood shavings.

splinters? 

Posted Monday 14th April 2008 06:19 GMT

Alert

I would've thought a fine for unsafe products would be more in order. Imagine getting a splinter during "use"...

err 

Posted Monday 14th April 2008 08:13 GMT

Go

"The recipients, however, were "not inclined to take advantage of the wooden phalluses and instead reported the matter to police"."

So, how come he was charged with sexual molestation then ? Surely "suggestion to self-inflict sexual molestation" would be more appropriate ?

tsk tsk tsk...

From a Health & Safety pov however, there could have been some nasty splinters - so probably as well to return them.

Bad pun alert 

Posted Monday 14th April 2008 13:26 GMT

Coat

So what was he originally dildoing time for?

The grey one with the arrows, please

@GrahamT 

Posted Monday 14th April 2008 16:31 GMT

Boffin

I think it was for putting intricately carved wooden Euros into the pay-as-you-watch porno machines !!

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