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IT angle?

I didn't fight in two world wars to read this kind of crap on the register, any more of it and you're out of my bookmarks for good you fucktards

You asked for it.

YOU PROMISED

to sell my kids into slavery last time! AND YOU DIDN'T YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their still there, leaching off my wallet, lounging in MY chair, eating me out of house & home and drinking my beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You did, you PROMISED!!!!!!

Where's the IT Angle ?

Couldn't help myself.

ok, but...

Where's the Paris Hilton angle?

Well said..

I also get furious when I find sport in my newspaper. Luckily the particular broadsheet I read quarentines it away from the real news in an easy to thow-away section.

Immediate disposal of this item in an exaggerated and public manner is a great way of attracting women, I have found, who understandably are suspicious of men who immediately (on seeing a headline on the front page suggesting we are all goig to die within the next fifteen minutes or that hemlines are going down again this year) immediately scan through the paper to find the pictures of fit men in shorts.

As for bootnotes? Well, although it can be blocked with a simple proxy rule I have yet to find a way of using this technique to attract members of the opposite sex.

What's the IT angle?

...but I did like "fucktards"; keep up the good work!

Cue???

"Cue a (very polite, I hasten to add) email..."

Oh good grief! Here we go again!

Welcome!

I, for one, welcome our animal fancying, orifice buzzing, nipple festooned, lego-based overlords!

APPLAUD

sorry for the caps, but

/cheer!

I have nothing more to say.. if you don't like it, don't read it.

PS. Fucktards was coined by me over a year ago, and I demand royalties ;)

PPS. I am now putting together a "Motivation Poster", so fasionable these days, of a Monolith with the caption "The Internet: My God! It's full of tards!"

Go on then...am i the first?!

where's the IT angle, eh, I didn't fight in two world wars to read this kind of crap on the register, any more of it and you're out of my bookmarks for good you fucktards!

Only kidding, keep up the good work :)

This is all good and well...

... but where's the love?

Where's the ...

<ouch>Stop that!<grrngg>

put me down! I didn't mean it

<whimper>

Help!

Testing...

The icon says it all, really.

Where's the IT angle?

I'm shocked that there is a possibility that my crack-den might be turned into a house and given to a white, english, indigenous native of these islands.

At least wait until we've finished our roast swans & the football section.

Well....!

where's the IT angle, eh, I didn't fight in two world wars to read this kind of crap on the register, any more of it and you're out of my bookmarks for good you fucktards!!

Oh. Chuck Norris, you say? Deeply sorry, old chap, I, er, thought I was on Slashdot...

Don't beat about the bush, Lester....

... tell us what will really happen to the first 'where's the IT angle' poster.

Paris, because she doesn't have a bush to beat around.

Sweet Jesus, how can I resist

Where the f@ck is the fokking IT angle.....

(ear cocked, waiting for black helicopters and sound of CN coming down zip line to dispense said justice....)

Paris because she always changes ITs angle.......

I'll get me dribble-proof mac...

NSFW - RSS

Do you think you could mabey not include all the rude naughty bits in the RSS feed sumary. I'm luck at my place as i don't use the proxy but i guess thats not the case everywhere?

Anyway, bootnotes, I love bootnotes!

Disgusted

I personally find it utterly ridiculous that a well respected source of informative and entertaining current affairs such as "TheRegister.com" should find it necessary to engage it's formidable phalanx of mental power in constructing an article which pandered to the whining content-nazis (and yes I am aware of Godwin's Law and believe that it too was invented by the same people who continually complain and use the comments page for vitriolic and non-sensical rants which seem to meander on and on and on and never actually come to a conclusion or indeed a sensible point and ignore any form of grammar or punctuation except where totally inappropriate and fill up valuable space on "TheRegister.com"'s servers and I just have to ask myself why oh why oh why can't there be some sensible IT oriented content on demand when I want it now I want it now give it to me now. I am now thoroughly disgusted and my bookmarks will be 0.5kb (approx.) lighter.

@Steve Mason

That has to be the best idea I've heard all week.

I'll have one when you're done!

*holds handbag* Ooooooooooooooo!

Well! Someone never got a chance to go out for the traditional Friday liquid lunch this afternoon.

Meetings all day, eh Lester?

We don't need no steenking IT angle (on Fridays)

Haaaaaaaarrrrumphhh, <clears throat twice for good measure and adopts a really deep gravelly voice before booming> I didn't fight in two world wars just to sit here typing, "I didn't fight in two world wars".

No really, I didn't fight in two world wars. I'm all about peace and love, and really bad eggs, and the pictures of sweet Paris. Such a lovely city.

The IT angle is in.....

the way this new reaches us. So i for one have no complaints.

As for the Paris Hilton angle, my mind is always there.

NSFW = Not Suitable for Whiners

RE: those picking up on NSFW. Unless you've a browser from the dark ages you might have noticed the dotted line underneath the abbreviation NSFW indicating in this case "Not Suitable for Whiners". It's a joke... in Bootnotes... whatever next!

More please!

Give me more titillation please, compooters are booring!

J

@ Steve Mason Re:My God! It's full of tards!

Nice! Once I get home I'll be on the old photoshop knocking one out!

Paris, cos she knows how to knock one out...

IT? What IT?

Took me three weeks to realise that this was *supposed* to be an IT site... first thing I ever read on Le Reg was a BOFH piece back in '06.

Paris, cos she prolly doesn't know either.

As per your comments

Where is the Paris nip slip???

Paris cause you have never seen enough of her nips.

@ Steve Mason

SO Fucktards was YOUR fault.

It should be fuckards - this works much better; try:

"Fuck the fucking fuckards/fucktards" - the first rolls off the tongue so much more easily.

Of course, nothing can beat "fuck the fucking fuckers"

Linux Penguin - because he's the fucking greatest.

Steve Mason re fucktard

sorry someone I know has been using it since at least 2003. expect the writ in the post.

Banging on

Couldn't give a fuck about the lack if IT angle, but I would like to object strongly to this line

<quote> "people banging on and on and on and on and on"

Who exactly are these people, and how come they are able to bang so much when I'm lucky if I can get it once a month, in summer only!

C'mon Reg, respect the fact that some readers are less fortunate than others in the banging department, no need to rub our noses in it.

Paris, because she knows a lot about banging and if she'd care to come and teach me I'd willingly defend her honour against the army of El Reg fucktards who maliciously malign her.

I'm not ALONE!

Lester, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for enlightening me to that fact that I am not the only human male in the UK who finds football (soccer for our NA allies) dull, boring and a pointless waste of truly vast sums of money. At least in Rugby & American Football there is some form of manly violence rather than the airyfairy prancings of a bunch of overpaid wimps who fall over as soon as their bootlace contacts something. That said I'd rather watch

Some friends and I came up with an excellent theory many years ago w.r.t. the nature of collective intelligence. To whit, intelligence is combined the same as resistors in parallel. Take 2 people with IQ's of 120 each and their combined IQ drops to 60. for 3 such people the combined IQ is 40 and so on. This explains the stupidity of gang behaviour and a great many other thing sin life. So, you can probably see that the combined IQ of a full football stadium so closely approaches 1 as to be all but indistinguishable. :-)

As for the non-IT content,....who cares. I've spent all week IT-ing and all I need now is my weekly dose of BOFH and I can go home happy!

Merry Weekend everyone!

@Sarah Bee

The red dots actually show Not Safe for Whiners