Earth to Ofcom: They're our airwaves. Give them back
A better Public Service Broadcasting
Sometimes Ofcom, Britain's media and telecomms uber-regulator, likes to agonise in public whether Britain needs a media and telecomms uber-regulator.
It must feel like a stag night in SE1, as the executives fly in expensive blue-sky wonks and consultants, and Ofcom gets quite giddy with itself at the prospect of a world without Ofcom. Then sobriety returns, of course, and it wakes up and finds itself knickerless and handcuffed to a lampost.
So Ofcom gets back to what it loves doing best: Making Very Big Decisions about What's Good for Us.
Yesterday Ofcom published its second Public Service Broadcasting (PSB) review in five years, and while this one extends itself to encompass new media - such as the very intarweb you're reading now - it doesn't do much more than hem and haw, and fret about the status quo. This PSB review doesn't dare answer the questions it raises, while leaving the biggest issues untouched.
So here's a modest proposal.
How we must judge a media regulator is on how well it tackles the causes. Here we find Ofcom does less well. It tiptoes around a couple of gigantic issues, either of which is the proverbial elephant in the room. I'll take each heffalump in turn.
While they dare not spell it out, I would say Ofcom's analysts have described the surface of things just about right. There's a super-abundance of stuff - and viewpoints - on the internet, which makes a repetitious, pack-chasing institutional news media that's lost its confidence almost completely redundant.
And yet... there's nothing worth watching on TV. There's a yawning absence of formal channels to tell us stuff we didn't know, or join the dots. This, concludes Ofcom, leaves our children, and those provincials who still point at aeroplanes (I paraphrase) - in grave peril. It couldn't quite bring itself to go all the way, and suggest that we're all in peril (or not) if this mythical thing called Public Service Broadcasting disappears.
What's a broadcast? Who is allowed to do it?
Let's look at the first elephant. What material and what mechanisms make up a permissible definition of "broadcasting"? And who is allowed to do it, and where?
Well, as the regulator pointed out yesterday, the tools of production are now cheap and widely available. But as they fail to point out, so are the tools of transmission. And now, huge areas of spectrum, which notionally belong to us and which we merely entrust to Ofcom, are up for grabs. So why not make better use of them? Why not give them back to us?
It's a taboo subject, of course; state regulators have been loathe to trust people with "real" media. But as it happens, Ofcom has already tried this bold move, and with spectacular results.
When people are given professional-quality training, and let loose to be creative, the results are terrific. The regulator has been granting dozens of licenses for low power community FM radio stations in recent years, and these often shame the heavily sponsored "official" stations they jostle against on the radio dial.
Manchester's Radio Regen has trained many hundreds of people, and in contrast to the patronising "citizen journalism" projects undertaken by digital missionaries, these have produced great programs, and had a real effect on the communities.
Something strange happened in Salford, when this was tried out:
"Local police neighbourhood nuisance in the areas went down during the months Radio Regen was working people there, with reductions petty crime. During the PCK FM broadcast, the local desk sergeant was invited in for an interview. When asked if he was having a good weekend, he replied, 'Yes, because you lot are keeping the teenagers off the street!'"
They were making radio programs.
So although these licenses are given out with the same sniffy disdain for the proles as a petrol station grudgingly letting the local travellers use the forecourt WC, let's give credit where it's due. And then build on the success.
Alas, it seems that the powers that be have a grimmer vision of society in mind. They would much prefer the population was pharmaceutically pacified - ideally using some kind of self-service dispensing mechanism; a Web 2.0 widget, perhaps. And should the masses stray into self-expression, however, then it must be as solitary bloggers, communing with the Hive Mind by posting messages into the ether that no human will ever read - but that provide raw material for Google Adwords and Phorm intercepts. Which can then be processed and fed back to them.
In this scenario, the streets will also be free of teenagers - but the fibre optic cables will pulse with targeted and relevant behavioural advertising (And government health warnings, of course).
Which vision of society do you prefer?
There's a practical policy problem, however. Spectrum that today is used by analogue radio and analogue TV, is earmarked for "reapportionment". This is really what Ofcom loves most, because the bureaucratic carve up that results gives it "tax and spend" powers.
In yesterday's consultation document, it's clear Ofcom has already decided who should get this spectrum. And we know what happens next. After another bout of consultation, and evidence-based research - which will then be chucked in the bin - the spectrum will be handed to telecoms companies for "mobile TV".
But why reapportion it at all? Why can't we have it back?
What's public service, anyway?
This bring us to the second elephant, what does "public service" mean anyway? You'll have to read thousands of words (we haven't counted) of policy documents Ofcom unleashed on us yesterday, to discover that it really doesn't know the answer itself. It knows what "public service broadcasting" should do - it should leave a nice smell in the room, one of "plurality". And one of "Britishness", apparently too.
But it doesn't go any further, and it studiously makes a point of avoiding the subject by outsourcing the research to third parties. One of these consultants, tasked with the heroic job of defining "public service" for wibbly web material - suggested ... BoingBoing, RealClimate, and The Richard Dawkins Foundation websites. You couldn't find three better examples of hermetically-sealed groupthink if you tried. They're cults in the making.
(And just to show these new media consultants are heroically clueless, Symantec's Virus forum is also on the list. It's a public service, too, apparently).
Maybe we can help.
Next page: There's nowt on TV
-props for the author turned actor / Playwright
Just as there is a dystopian version of the future, there is also a yang opposite, in which the sun shines -a fecund blessing.
If corrosion by means of apathy and ignorance is slow and yet pernicious, then its opposite is fast-Acting and Vital.
When people Dare to Care, the changes are quick and Positive for all. For anyone to complain at this, would QuITe likely betray old and entrenched Ideas which were being misused purposely and publicly? A pitiful State of Affairs and very poor play.
To pretend that problems of any kind are inevitable and unavoidable is to be so far from reality as to be ridiculous.
Well I think the press - even the "New Press" in their smart casual clothing and their multiple electronic personae thumbing their nose at the stuffed shirts of the old media as young turks have done since time immemorial - needs to remember that it, too, travels in the narrow twisting lanes of their own self-referential worlds and inflate its collective chest on the humid exhaled breath of its loving, huddled audience.
Very nearly no-one sets out to form an insular group of obsessed dogmatics. More often than not they begin as bright minds with their crackling new ideas sparking like ball lightning and illuminating new parts of the world in interesting new ways. Then the sifting and sorting starts and people start accreting to personalities and ideas like limpets till they are encased in a slightly smelly shell of decaying malignant self-defensiveness .
The challenge is how to capture the energy of that initial electrical storm and turn it to good use and fend off the pending seizure. No-one wants a thousand televisual Wikipedias locked in endless debate over WP:GratuitousNudity.
What is needed is a more open playing field with the referee there just to ensure that
1) All the teams get time on the field, and
2) Yellow cards follow fouls and red cards follow yellow cards..
The beeb - or another centre of broadcasting capacity - could be refactored as a groundskeeper - making sure the turf is soft and fluffy and rolled elegantly before each game, and the loos are cleaned afterwards
I for one
welcome our web 2.0 drug despencing appet all hail adwords and phorm