Microsoft to build on Rogers Partnership (http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2007/04/01/microsoft_rogers/)
Chief architects drawn together

PowerPoint grows up (http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2007/04/01/powerpoint_for_vsts/)
Taking the PowerPoint Integration for VSTS for a ride…

Apple, Google join forces for 'ultimate phone' (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/01/apple_google_mobile/)
Spherical challenge

Research reveals mislaid microprocessor megahertz (http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2007/04/01/cpu_time_dilation/)
The more CPUs speed up, the more they slow down

Bloggers mourn bald, rich Fiorina (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/01/bald_fiorina/)
I shaved myself for Britney'

Larry Ellison becomes Chief Monk Officer (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/01/larry_ellison_monk/)
Finds god after brain glaze