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The Register April Fools, 2008

The Facebook Initiative – Bill Gates's greatest invention: Taking the hardship out of friendship

Blogging Whitehall mandarin had top secret 'panopticon' plan: Leaked document reveals Sir Bonar's guilty secret

Jimmy Wales resigns from Wikipedia: And Wikia too

IBM unveils nano-projector based VirtuaHuman with 1TB of memory: It walks, talks and tweets

CIA demands UK halts interrogation tactics: 'Cruel and unusual' demands

Teacher's head explodes due to Wi-Fi, mobe radiation: Pupils upload vid to slate-my-teacher cyberbully site

Comcast acquires BitTorrent for $53bn: 'Our cheapest option'


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