Feeds

Need a new duster? Avoid Woolies

Spring cleaning filth and fury shakes Middle England

Build a business case: developing custom apps

NSFW If you're in the market for a new duster to do a bit of light spring cleaning we'd advise you to nip out to your nearest hardware shop rather than pop down to the UK ecommerce tentacle of retail monolith Woolworths, where a search query for this most innocent of household items returns a nasty shock for innocent inhabitants of Middle England:

Woolworths search result for duster returns 2001 album named after female reproductive organs

By the Lord Harry and Saint George. Mercifully, Woolies doesn't feature the cover or track listing of this 2001 album, but we still reckon there'll be a few duster-hunters on tablets from the doctor after accidental exposure to beaver.

As ever, we have made our dossier available to the relevant authorities. ®

Bootnote

Thanks to Jonathan Gutteridge for the tip-off.

Boost IT visibility and business value

Whitepapers

Implementing global e-invoicing with guaranteed legal certainty
Explaining the role local tax compliance plays in successful supply chain management and e-business and how leading global brands are addressing this.
Boost IT visibility and business value
How building a great service catalog relieves pressure points and demonstrates the value of IT service management.
Why and how to choose the right cloud vendor
The benefits of cloud-based storage in your processes. Eliminate onsite, disk-based backup and archiving in favor of cloud-based data protection.
The Essential Guide to IT Transformation
ServiceNow discusses three IT transformations that can help CIO's automate IT services to transform IT and the enterprise.
Maximize storage efficiency across the enterprise
The HP StoreOnce backup solution offers highly flexible, centrally managed, and highly efficient data protection for any enterprise.