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Boot Recognition Fault.. 

Posted Wednesday 5th March 2008 22:26 GMT

Coat

Otto, Otto, Otto... thigh-highs are so called because they come up to the thighs. Lacy is wearing knee-highs.

Malc.

-- Mine's the long, studded, black leather with the interesting zips.

Re:Boot Recognition Fault.. 

Posted Thursday 6th March 2008 08:31 GMT

Otherwise known as FMB's or "Fuck Me Boots", due to the fact that certainly early adopters of said footwear were generally on the market for a bit of action.

And actually, if I'm perfectly honest, I probably would.

Let me be the first to say 

Posted Thursday 6th March 2008 09:39 GMT

Heart

Regardless of how worthless these business-news type shows are, she'd still get it.

Mutton dressed as Lamb! 

Posted Thursday 6th March 2008 10:08 GMT

The boobs and boots look good from a distance but on closer inspection it goes downhill

Nice responses 

Posted Thursday 6th March 2008 11:19 GMT

Dead Vulture

and people wonder why women are under-represented in technology!

you! messed! it! up! 

Posted Thursday 6th March 2008 12:14 GMT

Paris Hilton

All! Yahoo! stories! should! be! posted! like! this!

:( !

@AC 

Posted Thursday 6th March 2008 12:16 GMT

Coat

"and people wonder why women are under-represented in technology!"

Because they don't get 'em out enough?

Ahem.

I'll get it. It's the Dirty Old Man raincoat.

What's the problem 

Posted Thursday 6th March 2008 12:39 GMT

They've tried to make a presenter of a show for men sexy, big deal.

There's a reason why Ryan Seacrest presents American Idol and E etc and it has nothing to do with talent. Women just don't find naked flesh attractive in the same way men do.

@Andy Worth 

Posted Thursday 6th March 2008 13:44 GMT

Paris Hilton

Also known as Slut Wellies, for the same reason you mentioned.

Paris because - well, do I really need to explain?

Re:Nice responses 

Posted Friday 7th March 2008 08:02 GMT

But it's because we are starved of decent ladies in our day-to-day jobs that we become so intrigued by the slightest flash of flesh. It's a vicious circle.....honest.

I do however agree with Phil that she probably look better on a slightly fuzzy and not particularly close-up camera shot. Soft focus I think they call it :)

RE: Boot Recognition Fault 

Posted Friday 7th March 2008 13:22 GMT

Thigh-highs: also known as "slag wellies"

Re: Re:Boot Recognition Fault.. 

Posted Monday 10th March 2008 20:01 GMT

FMBs otherwise known as Forward Mounting Bases. It's still dirty...

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