Bolluxed router configuration? Click here for help
Marketing email tells it like it is
Posted in Bootnotes, 3rd March 2008 11:01 GMT
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Here's a refreshingly frank marketing email to start the week, courtesy of PacketTrap Network Management Solutions:
The Failures: Sluggish network...*#$!%!....Is it the server? The application? How about a bolluxed router configuration? An overtaxed port on a switch? Or it could be...just about a few hundred other things...and it could be getting worse. It could fail all together. (Not good.) You might have to stay late. Or miss lunch. Or you might use an inexpensive Tool Suite to help you zero in on the problem...
Yup, we've all been there - router config bolluxed, missed lunch, tears before bedtime, etc, etc. Presumably, PacketTrap's solution boasts an emergency "Debollux" button, in which case it really is the mutt's nuts of network management software. ®

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