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Comments on: HMRC appoints 37 data guardians

37 guardians vs three words 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 10:27 GMT

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Stable, horse, bolted.

Stable doors.... 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 10:31 GMT

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A bit late for this isn't it? Besides which, simply having someone in the office as a "Data Guardian" won't change anything - just like having a Fire Safety Officer didn't stop Buncefield! If someone chooses to leave a valve open/send unsecurred data without asking permission, having someone sat in an office twiddling their taxpayer funded fingers won't matter one iota!

It's mild out so I'll leave me coat.....

I presume.... 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 11:08 GMT

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... that if anymore data is leaked by these departments, that at least one of these 37 people will be going to prison? Thought not!

The horse has bolted I'm afraid.

I feel MUCH better now 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 11:09 GMT

Or, rather, I would feel better if it weren't for my suspicion that these 'Data Guardians' will be junior civil servants with IT qualifications that stopped at GCSE level. Or, more likely, PFYs recruited by poaching counter-staff from PC World stores.

The underlying problem IMO is that far too few people in the civil service have any substantial IT, computing and systems experience.

Another problem is that the majority of government-operated IT infrastructure runs un-adapted un-hardened Microsoft OSs and apps. I do not claim that open source (particularly 'nix-based) systems would in themselves solve security issues but they would facilitate those solutions as well as saving money in licenses.

Golden opportunity to lose more data 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 11:11 GMT

Just wait unti one of the new guardians loses a disc they've been posted to investigate. etc etc, more people, more opportunities to lose data!

It's not about people, it's about processes. 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 11:27 GMT

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...and about common sense. What's this person going to do exactly?

"Excuse me", say's office minion to new data guardian "can I please send this unencrypted, passwordless files containing the social security numbers of great britain's population in the post please?!"

"No" say's data guardian.

End of story.

These HMRC folk and all the others need to have a real hard look at their DLP strategy and implement the systems and processes in technology (and people to a certain extent, but not 37 of them!) to prevent this kind of thing happening. Has no one heard of SFTP or encrypted mail. It's not hard, you cannot really on humans not to make errors so you need the right technology to support them.

Not so fast 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 11:38 GMT

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maybe this was the idea from the beginning, lose some data a couple of times, no matter how unbelieveable it sounds and the Boys will get the jobs, no questions asked.

Sneaky and typical of the disease that has blighted ol' Blighty for many, many years.

Data Guardians. 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 11:39 GMT

Coat

Cool! What superpowers does a Data Guardian have? Can I get a Data Guardian spandex suit from the fancy dress shop? Are Dinky bringing out a line of Data Guardian vehicles with real disk losing action and Sackproof Superior figures?

It's not for me, my kids want to know........

Good question 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 11:56 GMT

"maybe this was the idea from the beginning, lose some data a couple of times, no matter how unbelieveable it sounds and the Boys will get the jobs, no questions asked"

Was it ever confirmed that the discs actually contained the data as claimed? Or has this been a scam from the beginning?

HMRC - it's kinda like a bank... 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 12:00 GMT

...isn't it? Handles a lot of money and personal details. So why doesn't it have the data systems of banking corporations which have safeguards and security levels...?

Excellent 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 12:23 GMT

If you want the government to lose less information then the only way to achieve that is to give them less information in the first place and to have less people in the government who can get at it.

Instead they hire MORE civil servants and are busily working to convince us that we can make our information safer if we give them MORE of it. This isn't about shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted, because government doesn't have a door to shut. This is about moving yet more horses into the stable and hiring yet more stablehands who bear an uncanny resemblance to those 'Wanted - horse thief' posters on the saloon wall.

Government is like Wonderland without the magic mushrooms - all sense is reversed to the extent that it forms an inverted logic of its own. Bring on the revolution.

@Sceptical Bastard 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 12:45 GMT

Paris Hilton

There's always one who has to blame Microsoft !

The biggest security threat in any organisation is the people who work there.

I don't think replacing Microsoft with *nix systems would stop morons sending unsecured data through the post.

If anything it would be likely to increase the risk as these people would have even less understanding of the IT systems. You could try training them, but if they can't learn Microsoft they have no chance of learning a *nix system.

Toothless! 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 14:05 GMT

Unhappy

The NHS is full of "Caldecott Guardians" as their version of the same. Still doesn't make me trust the NHS data spine and all the other related stuff.

Who'd take this job? 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 15:17 GMT

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Is it just me that suspects the only person that would take a job at HMRC responsible for data safety right now would be a reckless moron? Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose?

Hope they have more luck than I did 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 16:51 GMT

When I complained to the Information Commissioner about the blatant disregard of HMRC for my personal data.

The Information Commissioner agreed, and said that HMRC had been in breach of the DPA, but legally, there was nothing they could do.

Apparently the DPA can't be applied to HMRC.

Jobs for da family.. 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 16:54 GMT

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Sounds like jobs for the relatives to me... how much are they going to get paid for this gravy train??

@ 'There's always one...' 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 17:34 GMT

Go back and read what I actually wrote.

I didn't criticise Redmond's products per se. With a bit of work by competent sysadmins and some basic staff training, XP and Office products can be made reasonably secure.

What I criticised was government institutions using "... un-adapted un-hardened Microsoft OSs and apps...." by which I meant Windows, Excel and the rest at the default settings which sacrifice security to so-called ease-of-use.

I also wrote: "I do not claim that open source (particularly 'nix-based) systems would in themselves solve security issues..."

I agree that poorly-trained trained users (and the resultsant misusage) are far more of a threat to security than the systems they use.

Wowee! 

Posted Friday 29th February 2008 18:39 GMT

37 'data guardians' appointed in one fell swoop? Wonderful! Marvellous! Right-on!

Now that we're done with the meaningless window dressing, where's the story about this feeble civil service's information security policy and standards, the education of the entire civil service on the content of same, the management responsibility to enforce same and the consquences - for the poor bleedin' footsoldiers who sent out those discs - as prescribed in same?

Okay, okay, I was being facetious. How about a little education, for these sacrificial goats......................sorry, sorry, 'data guardians' on the principles of information security?

Still too much? Okay, I understand. Sound fiscal policy in trying financial times and all that. How about a book? One copy, they could read it over one-anothers' shoulders at staff meetings?

No? Ah, I see. Just the bullets for the firing squad then.

How hilarious 

Posted Saturday 1st March 2008 07:21 GMT

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And still they think that sending data these days should be done by CD?

Don't the government have networks these days?

They need to step into the next century one thinks...

Shaking head 

Posted Monday 3rd March 2008 03:02 GMT

I read about the HMRC fiasco and wonder what is going on in the UK. I worked for a Government agency down here in OZ, and data transport between us and other Government agencies was done via FTP. Over a dedicated data-line. With a VPN on it. Encrypted. That was the rule - unless it was sent via the dedicated encrypted VPN lines, the data did not move without clearance the the Security section. Want to sent a data file via e-mail? Better get it vetoed first, otherwise the email firewall would bounce it to high heaven and you'd get a message asking you to report to ISS to get screamed at.

Yes, it sometimes made for tedious delays, but considering the data we were handling (*mucho* personal) we considered it an acceptable evil compared to the alternative - with the "open policy" 'round here, anybody leaked the data would have been handed over to the media, bound and gagged.

No, it would not have stopped someone from copying the data onto discs and sending them by mail... but the point of all this is: there was a *secure* alternative in place for data transfer. In OZ, where traveling 100km to work is considered simple commuting. So I still don't get it when the UK's goverment departments, which (comparatively speaking) live in each other's back pockets, still use unsecured methods to send data.

Personally, I think a Minister or two should lose their job over this one - might make the next think about putting decent policies in place.

Oh dear, they never learn 

Posted Monday 3rd March 2008 22:45 GMT

Unhappy

"rigorous courier arrangements and a requirement that physical transfers of data must have the specific authority of a member of the senior civil service"

Still no mention of encrypting the data then....

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