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NSFW Those among you who are a bit down on your luck and don't mind getting your hands dirty to bring in a few bucks are directed to this tempting post down at Greek software outfit Fortytwo:

Job ad for Senior Blowjob assistant

The blurb is, admittedly, somewhat incoherent, and we assume "asdfasdf" is the successful applicant's reply to the MD asking: "So, how are you enjoying the work so far?"

For the record, the company's Vasilis Dimos sent a good-humoured email explaining that the whole thing was an internal test and never intended for public consumption.

He insists "no one actually got hired" - a likely story, we reckon. ®

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