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Eight gongs for I Know Who Killed Me

Published Monday 25th February 2008 09:46 GMT

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Getting a razzie makes it better than average 

By Mycho
Posted Monday 25th February 2008 10:10 GMT

Really bad films never get a look in. If the Razzies had been running back in the day of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians it wouldn't have been considered because someone big-name and liked would have made a sub-par film they could laugh at instead.

2007: quite a few bad movies 

By Matthew Stoltenberg
Posted Monday 25th February 2008 11:09 GMT
Paris Hilton

There were a lot more bad movies in 2007 than the razzies are giving credit for.

No Transformers? 

By Graham Jordan
Posted Monday 25th February 2008 13:33 GMT

Awful movie. Awful awful.

As I stated before 

By Rick
Posted Monday 25th February 2008 13:34 GMT
Go

Now that it has been confirmed WE NEED an icon for our new favorite sweet tart Ms. Lohan. I, nay the public, DEMANDS one forthwith!!! inaction on this issue will result in severe consequences (i.e. you will be forced to watch the movie and listen to her cd's on loop)!!! Going forward we must afford Ms. Lohan the same coverage of our Ms. Hilton.

@GrahamJ 

By Graham Bartlett
Posted Monday 25th February 2008 14:48 GMT

Just saw Transformers on PPV last night. It's a strange film. On one side there are a few really good bits - the kid's parents easily steal the film, the love-interest girl does a good job too, and the various army types are OK as well. And the direction and filming works too. On the other hand, the Transformers' dialogue is almost physically painful - hell, I wanted to kill Optimus Prime myself by the end of it. I suspect it's just that you can see the joins between the bits that Michael Bay did and the bits that Spielberg did. Which is a shame really, because with a better script it could have kicked ass.

Umm... 

By TheHempKnight
Posted Monday 25th February 2008 14:56 GMT

So Paris's movies are better than Lu-do or whatever name she's going by now?

2007 nothing 

By Jamie
Posted Monday 25th February 2008 16:41 GMT
Linux

If you think 2007 was bad just surf the web for what garbage they are handing out this year as horror movies, Lohan may be horrible in I know Who Killed Me (second biggest waste of my life, right behing House of Wax) but still better than a lot of the remakes coming out this year.

She still has nice boobies.

OMG 

By Bad Beaver
Posted Monday 25th February 2008 17:55 GMT
Alert

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GO PAST THE SECOND PICTURE IN THAT SLIDESHOW! *noooooooooooo*

If Monroe wasn't dead she would SUE for crimes against humanity.

Don't you have that the wrong way around...? 

By Mike Flugennock
Posted Monday 25th February 2008 18:26 GMT
Coat

Aren't the Razzies in normal objective reality, and the Oscars taking place in some weird-assed dreamland?

Mine's the gold lamé I stole from Elvis, thanks.

There is no god 

By Fuzzy
Posted Tuesday 26th February 2008 04:04 GMT
Dead Vulture

What in the world was Lohan snorting to think she could even come close to imitating the presence (big screen or otherwise) of Monroe

After having watched a snippet of the movie and getting my stomach under control after viewing the slideshow I know now there is no god. or at least he is not a merciful one. there is no way he could allow that madness to continue

To Linsday if you are reading this, or, because as i suspect, you are an illiterate hack, you are having this read to you, take this advice.... move into porn. At least you will not be overstretching your acting abilities and I daresay you would get a bigger audience than any of your hollywood movies

Re: OMG 

By DZ-Jay
Posted Tuesday 26th February 2008 10:29 GMT

@Bad Beaver:

Don't do that!

Don't you see that your warning may be taken by some to be an invitation and they may find it too hard to resist the challenge?!

Now, I have to go rip out my eyes from their sockets! Thanks a lot, Bad Beaver.

-dZ.

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