Aliens seize control of Daily Telegraph
'Iiix wiii siiirtxd piiic' declare new editorial overlords
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Who could have predicted that the long-anticipated alien invasion of our beloved Mother Planet would begin not with the reduction to rubble of the White House by some fiendish atomic death ray weapon, but rather the subjugation of the Daily Telegraph to the extraterrestrials' dark will.
The proof? Try this extract from today's piece entitled "Northern Rock's first post-nationalisation repossession":

Quite what those from beyond the stars are trying to say we know not, but iiiiiii for one welcome our new linguistic overlords. ®
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Thanks to Tim Cuthill for the tip-off. Or rather, as he will be known when he's toiling for the Lizard Alliance in the hellish killer Renault Laguna works, ta very much to Tiiiiim Cuthiiiiiil.
COMMENTS
inside job?
that article makes about as much sense as the rehashed bull we get fed from the big chiefs in northern rock....
while nr migt be the most efficient bank in europe, shame the IT deptartment isnt quite as good - we still run xp sp1 and office 97 on machines with web access on ie6 and no av software... all your personal data are belong to us...
anonymous as id like to still be employed long enough to collect the comoulsory redundancy package ;)
xenu!
when did tom cruise start working for the telegraph?

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