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The Register » Science » Comments on ‘Miami cops trial 'hover and stare' ducted-fan Dalek’Portable petrol powered perv-patrols for 'urban tactics'Published Wednesday 20th February 2008 16:33 GMT
Bloody CommiesBy Anonymous Coward
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 16:47 GMT
Bringing clay sat shooting to the proletariat! That's not a Dalek!By Anonymous Coward
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 16:49 GMT
It's an Imperial Probe. I wonder if Indiana Jones has his blaster handy? Soon to be making an appearence in....By Anonymous Coward
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 16:55 GMT
CSI Miami no doubt then......I can almost imagine Horatio taking his shades off when he sees it the first time.. How long before...By GettinSadda
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 17:02 GMT
How long before we see reports of someone killed or injured by a malfunctioning one of these falling from a great height? hungry!By Tim Blair
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 18:23 GMT
will it go to the takeaway and pick up a 4 pack on the way back? Ummm...By Steve Evans
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 18:24 GMT
Petrol engine, so not exactly stealth mode... And it falls out of the air after an hour when the fuel runs out? Surely they would be better off with a great big long pole, some gaffer tape and an HD video camera? Or is that too cheap and stealthy for the cops? @GettinSaddaBy Blake St. Claire
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 18:25 GMT
Or running out of fuel and falling from a great height. Or maybe even just falling from six feet up and bouncing. Oh for...By Yarrow Paddon-Butler
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 19:04 GMT
Dalek =/= looking like something out of Star Wars. Next thing you know, Princess Leia'll be coming out of the TARDIS. The CombineBy Matt Bradley
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 19:47 GMT
Brings to mind the hovering security cameras in Half Life 2. The combine are already among us! Just a matter of time...By Tim Brown
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 20:52 GMT
...before the secret military A.I. chip is activated and it goes on a rampage.... The Combine are there fer sureBy Anonymous Coward
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 21:18 GMT
You know that the Iraqi "stay deployed for another 100 years" plan has been subtitled "from leading to partnering to overwatch". I kid you not. OK, so it's not a dalek...By Anonymous Coward
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 21:52 GMT
but imagine the fun if you could fit a dalek casing around it... Air Assault Remote Suicide BombBy Charles Hammond
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 21:54 GMT
All it takes is a little bit of C4 and a few ball bearings and you have a suicide vest from the sky. Either that or strap on a MAC-10 MACHINE PISTOL. Looks like one of those flying death machines mchines. Quick, lets call Conners. Lets call it Terminator Jr. Ooooh! I know! I know!By John A Blackley
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 22:06 GMT
It's from 'They Live' - starring Rowdy Roddy Piper. Okay, I'm ashamed I know that too. only an hour enduranceBy Rick Brasche
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 22:06 GMT
not very useful for a stake out. Plus, if commercial toy ducted fans are anything to judge, freakin' LOUD. There's gonna be some interesting problems when these tangle with power lines or deal with pidgeon ingestion:P @ Yarrow Paddon-ButlerBy Mike Richards
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 22:13 GMT
'Next thing you know, Princess Leia'll be coming out of the TARDIS.' In the chain mail bikini? Say she'll be wearing that outfit! Doesn't Like WindBy Anonymous Coward
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 00:11 GMT
I've been to where they test the thing, it can't fly if it's too windy. There have been crashes. Nothing out there but abandoned uranium mines and the Bibo Bar (great hamburgers & steaks). A crash in a large city ought to be exciting. About like the sheriff's helicopter somebody shot down here a few years ago. So, does it...By Jon Tocker
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 00:30 GMT
... make its own way to the local service station and fill itself up when it "gets hungry"? If not, then having personnel refuel a fleet (flock? Gaggle/Skein/Murder?) of these things every hour of air time is going to get costly in time, effort and wages. I bet they want it purely for the "intimidation" value - nothing says "we're serious about using technology to catch dangerous drivers" more than having several thousand dollars worth of airborne spy hovering above the road - too bad that the departmental budget would be pretty-much cleaned out. Whatever they invest in these things, they would get a lot more coverage if that money were spent on far less showy and less complicated devices - like cameras on poles. FFS, a traditional ground-based Dalek body equipped with a camera would suffice if they really wanted it to "be mobile and look high-tech". Electric ideaBy b shubin
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 01:11 GMT
soon to be followed by a high-energy capacitor dart, as an effective countermeasure. think Taser for robots, shooting longer range and high-precision, with a charged self-contained projectile. pumps enough juice into your flying surveillance drone to transform it into a nice paperweight. can probably get an upgrade to handle land-based sniperbots, too. perhaps we can get a high capacitance from the new metamaterials... otherwise, i suppose a particle beam would work too. yeah, so i'm stealing it all from Shadowrun, but they seem to have gotten a few things very right. re: So, does it...By Anonymous Coward
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 05:22 GMT
"Whatever they invest in these things, they would get a lot more coverage if that money were spent on far less showy and less complicated devices - like cameras on poles." Jon, in America, we'd call those pole camera's 'targets' and you could probably count their service life in hours if not minutes... Doesn't mean that the flying fan thingies aren't going to shot at too, it's just upping the skill level required to knock one down - moving targets vs fixed would be a little more challenging. On another point, I second the motion for Princess Leia in a chain-mail Bikini... The Paris icon because I think she'd look pretty good in one too. UsageBy Anonymous Coward
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 09:24 GMT
Guys, read the article. It says the intended use: "...urban tactical operations...". Not as a loitering surveillance platform. Getting some eyes in the sky on a hostage situation that can get a bit closer than a full-blown chopper, or view from angles the helo couldn't get too because of space or hostile threat. It's going to be operating in areas already cleared of "innocent bystanders". It can reach considerably greater heights than a camera gaffa'ed to a stick. It's not autonomous, either. It needs an operator. @ Jon TockerBy Ralph B
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 09:27 GMT
> So, does it make its own way to the local service station and fill itself up when it > "gets hungry"? I'm betting that that Dutch Robo-Gas-Pump already has this thing in its database. They don't need us any more. That's not a Dalek!By peter
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 10:34 GMT
It's more like V.I.N.CENT out of The Black Hole (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V.I.N.CENT), or, given the state of it, Old Bob (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_BOB) (And Whatddaya mean you've never seen The Black Hole?! Call yerselves geeks?!) Pfffftttt...!By Dalek13
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 13:58 GMT
Definately not a Dalek! And someone put some clothes on her for goodness sake! The period for commenting on this story has finished
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