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Comments on: Armed police swoop on MP3-packing mechanic
Ho ho ho #
By Ferry Boat Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:31 GMT
OK #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:32 GMT
That's a Denial of Service attack, that is #
By Daniel Dainty Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:36 GMT
Let me guess. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:37 GMT
excuse me the party is too loud #
By phill Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:38 GMT
And imagine... #
By Test Man Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:38 GMT
Future versions might cause some confusion #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:39 GMT
Predicatably enough... #
By Nick Palmer Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:41 GMT
DNA evidence #
By Andrew West Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:42 GMT
Thank god he wasn't brazilian #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:42 GMT
DNA Database #
By Alexander Hanff Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:42 GMT
I hope... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:42 GMT
DNA? #
By Jay Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:43 GMT
Problem solved #
By Daniel Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:44 GMT
well ok but #
By michael Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:45 GMT
Is his DNA kept? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:45 GMT
Still guilty even after proven innocent? #
By Richard Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:46 GMT
He's lucky #
By Jeremy Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:49 GMT
Lucky he wasn't stockwelled! #
By Red Bren Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:55 GMT
Payback #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:56 GMT
Did they #
By A J Stiles Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 13:59 GMT
@Ferry Boat #
By Scott Wichall Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:02 GMT
Lucky he didn't have a table leg.. #
By Yorkie Abaper Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:02 GMT
Gordy Clown #
By Anigel Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:03 GMT
DNA? #
By Ian Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:03 GMT
Is it just me......... #
By Shaun Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:03 GMT
...and the myopic granny? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:04 GMT
Seems oddly familiar #
By VampyreWolf Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:04 GMT
GORDON BROWN HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!!! #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:07 GMT
pope on a friggin rope #
By Mark Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:09 GMT
OK! you are spot on #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:11 GMT
Hmmm #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:15 GMT
Gordon Brown? #
By Alexander Hanff Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:16 GMT
@ test man #
By Dan B Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:17 GMT
How could he have had a gun? #
By Cameron Colley Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:18 GMT
Product Recall #
By John Imrie Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:27 GMT
The spokescopper concluded: #
By Ivan Headache Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:34 GMT
iMac-10 ? #
By Christopher Reeve's Horse Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:35 GMT
Re: Hmmm #
By Sarah Bee Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:38 GMT
Judging the Judger #
By crashIO Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:39 GMT
To Ian #
By crashIO Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:42 GMT
Careful with that soldering iron.. #
By Pat Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:43 GMT
For god's sake #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:45 GMT
If only this happened... #
By Steve Anderson Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:47 GMT
So... #
By Jaster Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:47 GMT
@ Ian #
By ElFatbob Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:48 GMT
What if he had a gun, legally ? #
By greg Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:51 GMT
I for one (and obviously alone) #
By Iain Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:56 GMT
@crashIO #
By Les Matthew Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:57 GMT
For all eternity #
By k0rrupt10n Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 14:58 GMT
Do it with one hand! #
By Hans Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:00 GMT
@Sarah Bee #
By Mark Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:14 GMT
What a F%@*&ing liberty #
By Andy Wager Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:14 GMT
@CrashIO #
By GrahamT Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:18 GMT
Time to get a new <MP3 Player #
By Saucerhead Tharpe Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:23 GMT
Re: @Sarah Bee #
By Sarah Bee Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:24 GMT
re: I for one (Iain) #
By Alexander Hanff Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:24 GMT
re: Andy Wager #
By Alexander Hanff Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:26 GMT
@Iain #
By Andy Enderby Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:34 GMT
@greg #
By GrahamT Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:35 GMT
Loophole for the terrorists #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:49 GMT
Note to self #
By jimbarter Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:51 GMT
first #
By mike Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:55 GMT
table leg. #
By Teh_Vermicious_Knid Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:57 GMT
@Sarah Bee #
By Mark Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:58 GMT
Big Brother? #
By John Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:58 GMT
bit heavy handed #
By arran Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 15:59 GMT
someone to watch over me #
By Maty Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:01 GMT
Black Devices #
By Neil Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:11 GMT
@Iain #
By Ruana Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:20 GMT
i Saw #
By Mectron Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:21 GMT
What was he actually arrested for ??? #
By Brian Miller Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:26 GMT
did anyone check #
By John Macintyre Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:27 GMT
Philips? #
By Alexander Hanff Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:30 GMT
Is that..... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:30 GMT
Too much DNA #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:37 GMT
@ By A J Stiles #
By I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:39 GMT
@Iain #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:41 GMT
another thing for Iain to consider #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:50 GMT
Get it right, Sarah Bee... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:51 GMT
I'm just a small town chicken but.... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 16:55 GMT
Re: What was he actually arrested for ??? #
By Mark Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 17:01 GMT
@John #
By Dan Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 17:10 GMT
re: another thing for Iain to consider #
By Ian Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 17:25 GMT
@"Operation Unelected Asshat" #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 17:42 GMT
Procedures, Procedures #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 17:59 GMT
@ Pat #
By Morely Dotes Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 18:24 GMT
Plodcast #
By James Pickett Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 18:38 GMT
To the two ACs #
By Mark Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 18:55 GMT
Dodgy looks #
By Grant Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 18:56 GMT
Grateful for the American revolution and the Bill of Rights #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 19:01 GMT
Only arrested #
By Martin Usher Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 19:42 GMT
say no to facist web developers trying to enforce mandatory fields #
By nickj Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 19:51 GMT
Was the "suspect" de-arrested ? #
By Colin Wilson Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 20:23 GMT
The major benefit of an all encompassing DNA database ... #
By Mike Sanders Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 20:26 GMT
Machine-gun shaped liquor bottle leads to arrest #
By david clarke Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 21:06 GMT
@ "Grateful for the American revolution and the Bill of Rights" #
By Jon Tocker Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 21:56 GMT
Very sad #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 22:02 GMT
He's gonna be annoyed #
By Andy Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 22:32 GMT
@Mark #
By Andy Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 22:34 GMT
Just remember the word "fear" #
By Jeff Deacon Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 22:59 GMT
In defence of the Police.. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 23:55 GMT
DNA retention #
By Dougthedug Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 00:33 GMT
@ AC #
By Ivan Headache Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 00:44 GMT
Reality Sucks - As Does Uninformed Bias #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 00:55 GMT
@Iain #
By BitTwister Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 01:13 GMT
They will of course destroy his DNA data ?? #
By Name Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 01:35 GMT
@Colin #
By David Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 04:18 GMT
@Anonymous Dibble #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 09:06 GMT
@Reality Sucks #
By Ruana Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 10:37 GMT
Why wa he arrested? #
By Stuart Mckay Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 10:44 GMT
At last, the RIAA are getting tough... #
By Dr Patrick J R Harkin Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 10:56 GMT
a gun... #
By Damian Gabriel Moran Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 11:08 GMT
@Reality Sucks - As Does Uninformed Bias #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 11:18 GMT
if you're doing nothing wrong, you've nothing to fear! #
By madra Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 11:39 GMT
Easy mistake to make #
By Juliette Martens Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 11:55 GMT
stupid old bint... #
By spezzer Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 13:15 GMT
Useless politics #
By Ian Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 13:43 GMT
Should have said he was mates with Musharraf #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 13:58 GMT
Re:Reality Sucks - As Does Uninformed Bias #
By ElFatbob Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 14:44 GMT
Police Drones and other machines make mistakes... #
By James Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 15:10 GMT
What not to carry #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 15:35 GMT
Why point a gun unless you intend to kill? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 18:40 GMT
Another step to Gordongrad #
By Captain Jamie Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 21:58 GMT
@Reality Sucks #
By Rolf Howarth Posted Thursday 14th February 2008 22:51 GMT
Was he listening to Spice Girls? #
By Sam Therapy Posted Friday 15th February 2008 20:42 GMT
Marketing Opportunity #
By Dave Posted Monday 18th February 2008 09:57 GMT
Harry Stanley #
By CaptainApathy Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 15:17 GMT
Good description? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 16:42 GMT
Not 1984 #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 22nd February 2008 13:00 GMT