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Rain-prevention experiments 'satisfactory', claims Beijing

Published Wednesday 30th January 2008 14:47 GMT

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Won't succeed 

By Sacha TF Padovani
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 16:10 GMT
Paris Hilton

They can't tell their Celciuses from proper Celsiuses, or Kelvins, even.

Or Hiltons, to be precise.

Silver iodide 

By Joe Stalin
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 16:29 GMT
Happy

If I remember correctly the Russians did the same trick for the May day parades in Red Square. But the Russians were stuck for cash and couldn't afford the Silver iodide, so they used cement dust instead. Or does that story belong with NASAs million doller space pen vs the mighty Russian pencil.

Didn't the Russians do the same thing for the Moscow Olympics? 

By Harry Stottle
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 16:38 GMT

I ask because I can't find a link to confirm it. But I seem to recall that they did use cloud seeding techniques, very effectively - for the games - but disastrously for the farmers upwind - whose crops were ruined by unseasonable rainfall...

Scary Stuff 

By Solomon Grundy
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 16:50 GMT

The scale of the Chineese weather experiments is scary. They actually have "rain brigades" in many of the small villages throughout the country who go out with special devices in order to control the weather.

Fucking with the weather is a bad idea. Everybody knows that.

"head of weather manipulation" 

By Richard
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 17:00 GMT
Happy

Cool job title.

Re: Fucking with the weather is a bad idea. Everybody knows that. 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 17:28 GMT
Black Helicopters

Why? It worked great in Back to the Future 2. And I, for one, welcome our new weather controlling overlords.

stranded 

By Kwac
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 17:33 GMT

Listening to the news today - hundreds of thousands not able make their annual visits to wife & kids for New Year due to worst weather since records began - even had the Chinese PM at a railway station apologising through a megaphone.

Clearly a successful experiment then.

@ Solomon Grundy 

By MarmiteToast
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 17:36 GMT

Maybe I missed something but how does everybody know that "Fucking with the weater is a bad idea"?

Silver? 

By Ron Luther
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 18:30 GMT
Coat

Silver? Lead? They are planning to use one of those metal things anyway ....

@Joe and @Harry 

By Mike Richards
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 18:53 GMT

No you're right. I remember seeing it on Tomorrow's World and Pravda ran an article on it a few years ago:

http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/379/15693_weather.html

Let's hope the environmentalists get sufficiently wound up about weather mod that there's no chance of preventing the driving drizzle that will inevitably blight the 2012 opening ceremony.

Snow anyone? 

By paulc
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 18:53 GMT
Black Helicopters

perhaps this explains the heavy snowfalls in Southern China that have brought the place to a standstill and killed dozens...

Re: f**king with the weather is a bad idea. Everybody knows that. 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 20:00 GMT
Coat

Apparently, not EVERYBODY.

This is peanuts compared to what they do to their environment.

Talk about dropping a grogan on your dinner-plate...

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Twerps 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 21:05 GMT
Pirate

As if the weather isn't screwed up enough thanks to Al Gore's global warming, now the Chinese are going to make matters worse by actively f*cking with it.

If weather control is this easy, why aren't we manipulating it to fix the current climate?

Still, it'll be funny in a few years when everyone dies from silver iodide poisoning...

Suggestion for the Chineese 

By Herby
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 21:14 GMT

Try: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045152/

It might work!

Just hold a parade... 

By Charles Manning
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 21:35 GMT
Linux

... a hundred miles away. Rain on parade etc.

"Fucking with weather" is OK for the duration of the Olympics so long as the cloud seeding is scattered enough so as to not swamp out one small region. Not enough time to do any real damage. Longer term efforts cause the real problems (eg. Aswan Dam which has impact throughout the Med and has detectable impacts even into the Atlantic).

[Penguins coz they won't get hurt by crazy Chinese weather]

@ Charles Manning 

By Solomon Grundy
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 23:49 GMT

The only problem is the Chinese have been experimenting with weather manipulation for several years ahead of the Olympics - in order to ensure perfect weather for the event, validate methods, estimate costs, etc...

sod that, just have a bbq in the UK 

By Karim Bourouba
Posted Wednesday 30th January 2008 23:59 GMT

If everyone in the UK decides to have a bbq on the day of the opening ceremony then they will dodge the rain.

It will fall here instead

@Anonymous Coward 

By error
Posted Thursday 31st January 2008 09:07 GMT

"If weather control is this easy, why aren't we manipulating it to fix the current climate?"

Because weather control != climate control.

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