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Sick of the muck that's mounted-up on your iPhone's monitor? Fancing having a bikini-clad lassie lather it up and give it a wipe or two? iWash is a new service that lets you get exactly that - virtually.

The cute bit's the fact that she does it from inside the handset's screen.

iWash's creator, US nightclub chain ClubWest, has three young ladies ready to download - for $5 a throw - and clean your screen. Or you can get the gist of it from this video, gratis:

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Any drool you leave on the outside of your iPhone is entirely up to you to clean...

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