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Replaces one Scott with another

Published Friday 18th January 2008 12:00 GMT

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Mickey Mouse and Microsoft in the same sentence?! 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 18th January 2008 12:30 GMT
Coat

There is an almost endless supply of MS and Mickey Mouse jokes in this one. Still I guess Tony Scott is going to feel right at home with the MS Mickey Mouse operating system aka Vista.

OK I'm leaving now, coat in hand!

Crimson Tide 

By Dave Oldham
Posted Friday 18th January 2008 13:58 GMT
Coat

I thought that was one of Tony Scott's best films. Is there a job at Micrsoft for his brother Ridley?

Oh wait...

I'll get my coat.

CV of new man 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Saturday 19th January 2008 08:15 GMT
Black Helicopters

Bristol Myers Squibb, gigantic player in the "health care" industry that perpetually produce higher-priced meds that never cure a damned thing but make absolutely certain that millions continue to be dependent on their products...

GM, the bunch that make Humvees for the US Military and collaborate with the petroleum industry in preventing any reasonable alternative to smog-belching contraptions that everyone "must" have to support their lifestyle...

Disney, a major force in the disinformation, er, I mean "media" industry (not to mention purveyors of various ofther fantasy worlds)...

And now "chief information officer" at microsoft. Yep, sounds like a natural progression to me.

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