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'Generous package' for right set of buttocks

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The Healthcare Informaticists among you looking to pick up a healthy £45-50k a year down in southwest England might want to have a shufti at this opportunity on totaljobs.com.

Obviously, you'll need all the usual qualifications and experience required of a Healthcare Informaticist "working very closely with CfH", but be warned that if your backside has ever shown antisocial tendencies, this probably isn't the job for you:

Healthcare Informaticist job ad requesting 'friendly posterior'

Splendid. No doubt Informatiq has a yardstick by which to measure the friendliness of posteriors, and the size of the "generous package" on offer is in direct proportion to the bonhomie of the successful applicant's butt. ®

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