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Untitled 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 12:19 GMT

Japan like most modern nations has a big problem in the country side, where young people leave for the cities leaving only older people to tend to the land. At least there making technology that may help the farmers, unlike here in Britain.

Disappointing photo 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 12:38 GMT

I was hoping for Aliens type cargo loader complete with blowtorch and optional minigun. Still early days...

Aliens? 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 12:55 GMT

Unhappy

I was envisioning more of a strap on JCB type of thing like the one from the cargo hold in Aliens rather than the rather puny one featured in the news article...

Been done (sort of) 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:05 GMT

Didn't a certain Ms. Ripley drive one of these things (called a powerloader?) in Aliens?

"strap-on robot suit" 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:11 GMT

Coat

too easy

big green lizard vs the mechanoid farmers 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:25 GMT

"It's going to take more than a few hastily reprogrammed robot butlers to deal with them."

come back Godzilla, all is forgiven......

...most amusing! 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:27 GMT

Happy

I think French farmers ought to consider the use of these performance enhancing suits during their next riot - I seem to remember a French farmer trying to throw a sheep at the police during a confrontation at the docks once (something to do with British imports I think). It didn't go very far (more of a drop really) - I scored it at 8 for originality but only 0 for effectiveness.

Cool 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:31 GMT

Coat

Bring on the 'loader' suit out of Aliens. I've always wanted one of those, for farming purposes obviously...

AVP: the game 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:58 GMT

anyone who played Aliens vs. Predator will fondly remember the triumph to be had when playing a death match as the horrifically handicapped marine only to stumble across ALICE...

ALICE was a modified powerloader, equip with many handy tools to even out balance between the invisible predator or the nails aliens.

radish 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:58 GMT

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nachosan/3588274/in/set-16044/

Low batteries? 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 14:01 GMT

Coat

Just when you have 200kg of rice above your head ready to put on top of a pile...

Wile E. Coyote, anyone?

Well 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 14:05 GMT

I for one welcome Mecha-Farmerzilla.

He can help with that pesky giant dinosaur/moth problem that I've been having recently.

Even older news than that... 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 14:12 GMT

Happy

...the robotic power-loading exoskeleton was first devised by the famed British inventor, Mr. Wallace Park, as described in that classic documentary film, "The Wrong Trousers".

and before that...... 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 15:04 GMT

Alien

Harry Harrison - Captive Universe (1969)

robot suits? 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 15:36 GMT

Pirate

can it transform into an aeroplane or car?

I, for one, welcome our new farming-based mechanised overlords... 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 16:57 GMT

Black Helicopters

It's gotta be better than the idiot's we've got in power at the minute...

I can't believe nobody has already said this 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 18:49 GMT

Coat

Robocrop?

OMG......... 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 18:58 GMT

Alert

Have you read any of the other 'most popular' stories on this site?

Why do they pr0n when they have news sites like this?!?

10/10 for literative titles though!

Re: Even older news than that... 

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 19:58 GMT

Alert

The basic concept was first developed in Robert Anson Heinlein's "Waldo," published by Doubleday in 1942. Waldo only used the upper-body portion, as I recall, and developed anti-gravity to solve the problem of getting around under Earth's gravity.

Legal Contracts with Robots 

Posted Wednesday 16th January 2008 00:16 GMT

As robots become more common, questions arise about how they will be regulated. One way to regulate them will be to form legally-binding contracts with their owners.

http://hack-igations.blogspot.com/2008/01/robot-surveillance-contracts.html

Japanese radish 

Posted Wednesday 16th January 2008 01:06 GMT

Alert

A "Japanese radish" is the vegetable which can be bought in Indian groceries in the UK under the name "mooli". One Japanese radish can weigh two kilograms.

Meanwhile, back at the farm.... 

Posted Thursday 17th January 2008 18:16 GMT

Coat

...the frustrated farmers' wives will use strap-ons of another kind while the "boys" play with their toys !! The mind boggles at Robo.....

Japanese radish 

Posted Thursday 17th January 2008 18:21 GMT

Boffin

They are called Daikon and they can average between two and three feet long and between 4-5 inches in diameter !!

This is a deliberate separate post and has nothing whatsoever to do with the previous post !!

*Correction* 

Posted Thursday 17th January 2008 18:28 GMT

I should have said "circumference" not "diameter" !! I blame that on the wasabi bring tears to my eyes !!

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