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The Register » Science » Comments on ‘Terrifying farm mechanoid plan for Japan’No other way to cope with monster vegetable menacePublished Tuesday 15th January 2008 12:00 GMT
UntitledBy Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 12:19 GMT
Japan like most modern nations has a big problem in the country side, where young people leave for the cities leaving only older people to tend to the land. At least there making technology that may help the farmers, unlike here in Britain. Disappointing photoBy 4a$$Monkey
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 12:38 GMT
I was hoping for Aliens type cargo loader complete with blowtorch and optional minigun. Still early days... Aliens?By Mike Norris
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 12:55 GMT
I was envisioning more of a strap on JCB type of thing like the one from the cargo hold in Aliens rather than the rather puny one featured in the news article... Been done (sort of)By Sam
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:05 GMT
Didn't a certain Ms. Ripley drive one of these things (called a powerloader?) in Aliens? big green lizard vs the mechanoid farmersBy jai
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:25 GMT
"It's going to take more than a few hastily reprogrammed robot butlers to deal with them." come back Godzilla, all is forgiven...... ...most amusing!By System 10 from Navarone
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:27 GMT
I think French farmers ought to consider the use of these performance enhancing suits during their next riot - I seem to remember a French farmer trying to throw a sheep at the police during a confrontation at the docks once (something to do with British imports I think). It didn't go very far (more of a drop really) - I scored it at 8 for originality but only 0 for effectiveness. CoolBy Robert Harrison
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:31 GMT
Bring on the 'loader' suit out of Aliens. I've always wanted one of those, for farming purposes obviously... AVP: the gameBy Karl Lattimer
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:58 GMT
anyone who played Aliens vs. Predator will fondly remember the triumph to be had when playing a death match as the horrifically handicapped marine only to stumble across ALICE... ALICE was a modified powerloader, equip with many handy tools to even out balance between the invisible predator or the nails aliens. radishBy Sweep
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 13:58 GMT
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nachosan/3588274/in/set-16044/ Low batteries?By Steve
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 14:01 GMT
Just when you have 200kg of rice above your head ready to put on top of a pile... Wile E. Coyote, anyone? WellBy Fraser
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 14:05 GMT
I for one welcome Mecha-Farmerzilla. He can help with that pesky giant dinosaur/moth problem that I've been having recently. Even older news than that...By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 14:12 GMT
...the robotic power-loading exoskeleton was first devised by the famed British inventor, Mr. Wallace Park, as described in that classic documentary film, "The Wrong Trousers". and before that......By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 15:04 GMT
Harry Harrison - Captive Universe (1969) robot suits?By Tawakalna
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 15:36 GMT
can it transform into an aeroplane or car? I, for one, welcome our new farming-based mechanised overlords...By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 16:57 GMT
It's gotta be better than the idiot's we've got in power at the minute... I can't believe nobody has already said thisBy steven kraft
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 18:49 GMT
Robocrop? OMG.........By Anonymous Coward
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 18:58 GMT
Have you read any of the other 'most popular' stories on this site? Why do they pr0n when they have news sites like this?!? 10/10 for literative titles though! Re: Even older news than that...By Morely Dotes
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 19:58 GMT
The basic concept was first developed in Robert Anson Heinlein's "Waldo," published by Doubleday in 1942. Waldo only used the upper-body portion, as I recall, and developed anti-gravity to solve the problem of getting around under Earth's gravity. Legal Contracts with RobotsBy Benjamin Wright
Posted Wednesday 16th January 2008 00:16 GMT
As robots become more common, questions arise about how they will be regulated. One way to regulate them will be to form legally-binding contracts with their owners. http://hack-igations.blogspot.com/2008/01/robot-surveillance-contracts.html Japanese radishBy BKB
Posted Wednesday 16th January 2008 01:06 GMT
A "Japanese radish" is the vegetable which can be bought in Indian groceries in the UK under the name "mooli". One Japanese radish can weigh two kilograms. Meanwhile, back at the farm....By Ishkandar
Posted Thursday 17th January 2008 18:16 GMT
...the frustrated farmers' wives will use strap-ons of another kind while the "boys" play with their toys !! The mind boggles at Robo..... The period for commenting on this story has finished |
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