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It appears the Lads from Lagos have decided to dump the traditional money transfer as a way of redistributing the billions of unclaimed dollars which each year pass through Africa's financial institutions en route to lucky recipients worldwide. Read on...

From the FMF, Federal Ministry of Finance

No 12 edid lane Idumota Lagos

Honourable Minister of State for Finance, ADEREMI W. BABALOLA Approved by the Nigerian Government

Dear Sir/Madam,

NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract payment.

Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately.

After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja, we have resolved infinding a solution to your problem. We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America,Africa and Asia Pacific,This is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate inrespect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.

And also the Nigerian Government is using this mean to rewards all thecitizens of the United states and all part of europe including asia,australia, south america, Antartica e.t.c in all those who have lost their funds in either scam,or an uncompleted business, or otherwise,You should know that if you are interested to receive your ATM card which will be credited with $920,000 united states dollars before it is been sent to you direct to your doorstep through the Fedex courier service.

If you like to receive your fund this way,Kindly get back to me with the following informations below so i can start arrangement on how to get your Atm Card shipped to you

(1) Your Full Name.

(2) Full residential address.

(3) Phone And Fax Number.

(4) Occupation.

(5) personal identification.

This message is supported by the Nigerian Government, After you might have started making use of your ATM card, you can reward my firm one way or the other you knows best.

Thanks for your co-operation.

From the FMF, Federal Ministry of Finance

ADEREMI W. BABALOLA

Hmmm. Those of you in Antarctica thinking of taking up this tempting offer are advised that delivery via Fedex is entirely weather-dependent, so please be patient. ®

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Thanks to David Todd for the tip-off.

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