Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/06/pennsylvania_message/
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Posted in Bootnotes, 6th December 2007 16:21 GMT
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It's taken 'em a while, but our American cousins appear to have finally realised that enormous profanities are an excellent way to welcome extraterrestrial visitors to our planet:
[1]
Magnificent. The outrage in question can be found in Hazleton, Pennsylvania [2], and is a welcome contribution to the "ET go home" genre which includes the Caledonian fuck you [3], the farmer's huge arse [4], the 40-metre Yorkshire profanity [5] and the fat Russian cock [6].
And if the above don't convince unwelcome intruders not to set foot on this world, then they should note that humanity can deploy lethal culinary force [7] if necessary to repulse any invader. ®
Bootnote
Thanks to James Snowsill for the ejaculatory tip-off.
Links
- http://regmedia.co.uk/2007/12/06/giant_todger.kmz
- http://regmedia.co.uk/2007/12/06/giant_todger.kmz
- http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/09/21/scottish_welcome/
- http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/31/huge_word/
- http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/02/10/giant-profanity/
- http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/02/huge_russian_message/
- http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/17/colonel_sanders_mosaic/