It's taken 'em a while, but our American cousins appear to have finally realised that enormous profanities are an excellent way to welcome extraterrestrial visitors to our planet:

(http://regmedia.co.uk/2007/12/06/giant_todger.kmz)

Magnificent. The outrage in question can be found in Hazleton, Pennsylvania (http://regmedia.co.uk/2007/12/06/giant_todger.kmz), and is a welcome contribution to the "ET go home" genre which includes the Caledonian fuck you (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/09/21/scottish_welcome/), the farmer's huge arse (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/31/huge_word/), the 40-metre Yorkshire profanity (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/02/10/giant-profanity/) and the fat Russian cock (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/02/huge_russian_message/).

And if the above don't convince unwelcome intruders not to set foot on this world, then they should note that humanity can deploy lethal culinary force (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/17/colonel_sanders_mosaic/) if necessary to repulse any invader. ®

Bootnote

Thanks to James Snowsill for the ejaculatory tip-off.

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