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Funny 

Posted Thursday 6th December 2007 17:29 GMT

Coat

Would be even funnier on the White House lawn. "look aliens here is a real cock"

Shaft Road! 

Posted Thursday 6th December 2007 18:23 GMT

Alert

It's on Shaft Road

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3xadl6

What game is that?? 

Posted Thursday 6th December 2007 19:05 GMT

OK, there's track and football on that field, but what game requires a field layout like that?

More importantly, what are the cheerleader's uniforms like?

I'd be worried .. 

Posted Thursday 6th December 2007 19:15 GMT

Paris Hilton

.. if I owned that one.

Seems to have some kind of nasty disease with flying spots at the tip

And naturally... 

Posted Thursday 6th December 2007 19:48 GMT

Paris Hilton

One ball is bigger than the other!

Shrunken Head 

Posted Thursday 6th December 2007 20:34 GMT

Paris Hilton

From the looks of the horizontal dust it was probably alot bigger until it exploded. Probably from the disease.

Re: What game is that?? 

Posted Thursday 6th December 2007 21:03 GMT

It's fairly common for high school football fields to be surrounded by the track. At least in American. Or at least at the high schools I've been too. We've always had a football/soccer field surrounded by the track. It's not a different game.

That may be large, but... 

Posted Thursday 6th December 2007 21:41 GMT

Alien

It does not match the magnitude of the M51 galaxy for being one of the largest of todgers, even in its obviously flacid state.

http://www.galacticimages.com/catalog/images/m51exz.JPG

Is this what you mean when you say... 

Posted Thursday 6th December 2007 22:57 GMT

Paris Hilton

It's a real cockup?

That's... 

Posted Friday 7th December 2007 04:12 GMT

Happy

....the correct use of technology.

Google Todger Viewer - cumming soon.

Another cock up... 

Posted Friday 7th December 2007 06:37 GMT

Nothing to do with big willies, but how many people have noticed the big "ZZZZZ" painted on the road, but looking like it's coming out the chimney stack at the start of Coronation Street?

Just wait for the high level camera shot looking down the road with the new houses on the left and the chimney in the foreground and there it is.

Been there for years.

Aliens 

Posted Friday 7th December 2007 09:16 GMT

Alien

"It's taken 'em a while, but our American cousins appear to have finally realised that enormous profanities are an excellent way to welcome extraterrestrial visitors to our planet..."

It could be an excellent way to encourage aliens that look like lady profanities to visit our planet.

Farmers ARSE is not for aliens. 

Posted Friday 7th December 2007 09:58 GMT

It's directly opposite a house and aligned with it, methinks it's intended to be viewed by the occupant as they open the bedroom curtains in the morning.

Reminds me of the story of a landscape gardener that took revenge on a nightmare client by planting daffodils in the lawn as specified, the trick was that they didn't come up until the next spring and then they spelt out exactly what the gardener though of the client.

Natalie... it's not a house... 

Posted Friday 7th December 2007 10:44 GMT

Coat

It's the stands. :-)

Nothing like either putting down some caustic soda or fertilizer that burns the grass into the shape you want.

Been there, done that :-)

American Nobs 

Posted Friday 7th December 2007 12:57 GMT

Paris Hilton

well, at least they spelt it correctly.

@ Scottie Taylor 

Posted Friday 7th December 2007 14:54 GMT

Paris Hilton

do you hear that whoosh sound above your head...

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