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Long-term Reg aficionados will be aware that roughly once a year we nag you, our beloved readership, into completing a demographic survey the better to understand just who's popping on down to the site, their likes and dislikes, and how we can improve The Register.

So, if you want to chip in your two bits' worth and give us your frank and unexpurgated analysis of what we're doing right and what we're making a complete pig's ear of, you'll need to spend about 10 minutes right here.

Naturally, completing the (anonymous, of course) survey automatically awards you the right to post comments along the lines of "I demanded more Paris Hilton and it's been half an hour so where's the Paris Hilton coverage I asked for, eh?" and "If you mention the bloody iPhone one more time I'll come round and sort the lot of yer out meself".

We thank you in anticipation of your kind participation, and just to emphasise the Vulture Central "nag" approach, here's the link to the survey again. ®

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Please note that anyone who responds to the question "Is there anything you would like to change about The Register?" with "Yes - don't do any more demographic surveys" will be banned from the site for a month.

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