Bought some uranium ore? You'll need the anal douche, then
Strange goings on at Amazon.com
NSFW We're obliged this chilly Monday to reader Arthur Chance for alerting us to the agreeable fact that Amazon.com is doing a nice line in discounted uranium ore.
Well, the glowing testimonials speak for themselves, but what really caught our eye was the "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought" bit at the bottom:
Scrolling swiftly along, we find further evidence of some kind of hitherto unrecorded anal atomic lingerie fetish:
Clearly, Ann Summers is missing a trick here - "Hi, I'd like the crotchless French knickers for the missus and a couple of grammes of uranium ore. It's our anniversary, you see..." ®
I see customers also bought Shrek 3 DVD which could explain his(?) colour.
lovely color, but...
It makes a lovely colour in paint or as a glaze (as does lead), but like lead or any other heavy metal, it is very poisonous.
And if you need more radioactive sources...
go to the source of all the interesting linking.
not near as humorous as the Amazon links though.