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Comments on: Mobile phone cleared in S Korean quarry death

Bloody hell! 

Posted Friday 30th November 2007 16:59 GMT

Black Helicopters

So a mobile battery exploding has the same force a a construction vehicle (which tend ot be very big and very heavy).

So By my reckoning, ol' bin laden just need to strap a couple of dodgy sony batteries to Canary warlf and kaboom....

Hold on , back in a second , there's some banging at the door, be right barrrgggghhhhhh

You can just imagine the police banter at the crime scene... 

Posted Monday 3rd December 2007 21:03 GMT

Dead Vulture

"I say Ted, not only is this man dead, but there's tyre marks all up his body. What do you think it means?"

"Who cares, he has a burnt nipple - must have been an exploding phone"

"Ah yes, silly me..."

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