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Comments on: Vista provokes user synaptic collapse
Presumably... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 10:28 GMT
It makes sense... #
By Leo Davidson Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 10:31 GMT
My old windows laptop... #
By Mike Taylor Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 10:35 GMT
sooo #
By Gavin Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 10:40 GMT
You can´t see, but you can change... #
By Luiz Abdala Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 10:54 GMT
Quantum Computers at Microsoft. #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 10:57 GMT
You must be on the ACL... #
By Mike Laverick Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 10:58 GMT
it's vista #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:03 GMT
Generic Title #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:07 GMT
Yeah, but what's the iPhone angle? #
By Frank Bough Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:08 GMT
Schroedinger's Access Rights #
By Ash Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:17 GMT
Vista-free zone #
By Dave Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:25 GMT
Hey it's better than OS X #
By Abdul Omar Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:32 GMT
Vista #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:32 GMT
MS error messages #
By Mark Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:35 GMT
The old ones are still the best... #
By Jonathon Green Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:37 GMT
@Leo Davidson #
By Tony Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:44 GMT
@It makes sense #
By amanfromMars Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:47 GMT
Not so surprising, really. #
By Svein Skogen Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:50 GMT
Hardware button needed #
By John Sims Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 11:50 GMT
only one thing to say #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 12:06 GMT
Still my favorite Vista error is: #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 12:13 GMT
Just wait for the Outsourced applications #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 12:47 GMT
Has Microsoft been overrun by civil servants? #
By Simon Harris Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 12:53 GMT
What's wrong with that? #
By Rhys Watson Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 12:56 GMT
This displays #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 13:10 GMT
@Jonathon Green #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 13:11 GMT
@Jonathon Green #
By sazoo Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 13:13 GMT
Consistency, children, please! #
By Ken Hagan Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 13:14 GMT
RM Nimbus #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 13:14 GMT
Win2000 #
By Richard Stokoe Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 13:14 GMT
Language is the Core [C Ore] Discipline? #
By amanfromMars Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 13:25 GMT
Try this one then #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 13:31 GMT
Re: programmers that came up with that message #
By JonB Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 13:50 GMT
Oh shut up #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 14:28 GMT
Tried and Convicted? And the Sentence.... ? #
By amanfromMars Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 15:07 GMT
re: amanfromMars - Window Security #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 15:58 GMT
if you can't handle such a simple message.. #
By vincent himpe Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 16:05 GMT
Re: if you can't handle such a simple message.. #
By Geoff Mackenzie Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 16:57 GMT
Am I the only one that thought it makes sense? #
By Steven Hewittt Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 17:24 GMT
Innocence versus Brainwashing. #
By amanfromMars Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 17:25 GMT
all your permission settings are belong to us #
By Colin Millar Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 18:06 GMT
@Ken Hagan #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 18:26 GMT
amanfromMars replied? #
By Darkwolf Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 19:56 GMT
DOS #
By Fred Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 20:40 GMT
@ Geoff #
By vincent himpe Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 22:39 GMT
To everyone who is explaining what the error means #
By Trix Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 23:13 GMT
@Jonathon Green #
By Daniel B. Posted Thursday 29th November 2007 23:28 GMT
I prefer... #
By Mike Tubby Posted Friday 30th November 2007 00:31 GMT
Looks like an error message written by .... #
By Daniel Posted Friday 30th November 2007 07:54 GMT
And while I'm at it #
By Daniel Posted Friday 30th November 2007 07:59 GMT
So... someone does understand..? #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 30th November 2007 10:30 GMT
re: The old ones are still the best... #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 30th November 2007 10:54 GMT
re: the Microsoft Security Model comes complete with tissue paper #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 30th November 2007 11:00 GMT
Ah, but Un*x has the same thing #
By Jon Posted Friday 30th November 2007 11:04 GMT
Fine Grained ALC #
By Michael Posted Saturday 1st December 2007 22:42 GMT
@vincent #
By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 4th December 2007 20:45 GMT