El Reg fires up online standards converter
Want to know your height in linguine? Click here
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Well, you asked for it, and now you've got it - we're delighted to announce the launch today of a Reg standards converter which can, at the click of a mouse button, tell you your height in linguine, your other half's weight in Jubs or indeed the speed at which you're currently travelling as a percentage of the theoretical maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum.
Bear in mind that while the converter has been checked and rechecked by a crack team from the Vulture Central Standards Soviet, it may require tweaks. If you spot anything seriously amiss, post a comment to this story and we'll investigate.
Oh yes, nearly forgot - the converter is right here. Enjoy, and be sure to bookmark for future reference. ®
COMMENTS
What about the milliHelen?
Brilliant! But you forgot to mention the standard measure of beauty, the milliHelen. In case you didn't know, a milliHelen is defined to be a level of beauty sufficient to launch a single ship... which is still quite a lot.
Alex Z
Half the physical world is missing!
What about units of energy, charge, magnetism? In my business I need units of attraction (both magnetic and electrostatic), energy (potential and kinetic (Qinetiq?)), power (electrical and mechanical).
I'll leave it to those of a wittier disposition/with more time on there hands to make some suggestions.
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