Bookies can forget running books on who's going to become the next football manager of England, following the FA's decision to axe Steve McClaren this morning after the side failed to reach next year's European Championship.

Former Chelsea manager José "Special One" Mourinho will be England manager next week, Wikipedia confidently states. See screen grab here.

The prediction is the latest example of crystal ball-gazing from the oft-maligned online encyclopedia. In May, the site incorrectly called the result of the World Snooker championship. ®

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