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We can't see Brando's wooden cross USB Flash drive appealing to death metallers - too acoustic, not electric enough - which leaves Christians as the only cross-wearing community likely to be keen on this simple item.

Brando wooden cross Flash drive
Packs vobiscum

It certainly has a certain cardy-wearing, guitar-strumming, Rowan Williams quality - but who are we, as heathens, to say?

Brando wooden cross Flash drive
Not a favourite with vampires

For its part, Brando - which wants $30 (£16/€21) for this choice item - not only does it tout the product's 2GB data storage capacity but also touts the fact the gadget "can be a fashionable neck strap" too.

So there, your eminence...

The wooden cross USB Flash drive is available now from Brando's website.

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