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Surely this should be... 

Posted Monday 19th November 2007 12:49 GMT

"Tovey's years of apid bee-watching"?

Biomimetics in action 

Posted Monday 19th November 2007 14:31 GMT

Coat

Surely the weasel experts write project management software..?

Re:Biomimetics in action 

Posted Monday 19th November 2007 15:46 GMT

Joke

and the Fruit Bat ones write managment self help guides.

Bee Jizz 

Posted Monday 19th November 2007 20:06 GMT

“I studied bees for years, waiting for the right application,” Tovey said

Meanwhile the bees have developed their own "killer app" ( groan ) , its

called honey , very good , on a little bit of toast . Quite a popular distribution

it seems .

There's better 

Posted Wednesday 21st November 2007 07:45 GMT

Joke

Bees do indeed have a quite efficient resource-harvesting method, but Aliens do a better job. Not only do they relentlessly pursue and capture all "resources" in their vicinity, but they go one step further by dragging their captives back to the hive and transforming them into more Aliens !

Not sure what killer app we could devise from that example, but I'm sure we could kill something with it.

I can't Believe..... 

Posted Saturday 24th November 2007 02:28 GMT

I can't believe I clicked on this title.....

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