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Comments on: Sierra Leone launches 'Operation Wash Lunatics'

That's what we need... 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 13:19 GMT

Joke

Quick, get them over to Glasgow. There's a wealth of soap-dodging nutters over here!

whiff 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 13:36 GMT

IT Angle

I assume your IT angle qwould be that a similar approach would be suitable for freshening up those Unix development teams found lurking in basements of larger organisations.

Serendipity 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 13:44 GMT

Appropriately, this article about lunatics in a capital city appears next to your item about Mayor Livingston's new buses. A coincidence?

PS. Where are the the Paris Hilton angles in either piece?

IT Angle? - Yes! 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 14:02 GMT

IT Angle

Of course there's an IT angle, roaming lunatics are what eventually happens to IT management who's jobs and livelihoods have been outsourced to a far flung country....

There's a Paris Hilton angle too, may I be the first to offer to spruce her up a bit next time she's pictured wandering in public... now where's the shaving foam.... !

Nice to know... 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 14:17 GMT

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Other countries also have 'Care in the Community'

everywhere 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 14:23 GMT

Coat

"taking care of the city’s roaming lunatics".

What about the english ones who need a wash and a brush up too, often seen wandering all over the whole country, sticking things to windscreens of white vans........

IT angle: no more database search error 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 14:23 GMT

At the bottom of the article it says: "Error: A thorough search of the Register database for "Sierra Leone" and "lunatics" returned [0] results. Please modify your search to contain at least one IT-related term."

This article will now serve to eliminate that error, and thus it is IT-related. :)

(Who would ever imagined that El Reg had never before covered Sierra Leone or lunatics?)

Washing 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 14:41 GMT

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Washing is the way forward. In the future, everyone will wash for 15 minutes.

I love West Africa 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 15:35 GMT

I spent 7 years living in West Africa and after a while even I didn't bat an eyelid when a naked man with a bucket on his head walked out in front of the taxi. They each had their own areas and individual quirks. Naked bucket man was the best though, and lived in the same neighbourhood as the President.

@Bit Fiddler 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 16:01 GMT

"...everyone will wash for 15 minutes."

yes, but just the once ;)

Lunatics 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 17:33 GMT

Joke

Was I the only one who read the title as 'Welsh Lunatics'?

I wondered if a bunch of sheep had gone missing in Sierra Leone.

my dev team 

Posted Thursday 15th November 2007 18:09 GMT

Coat

So THAT'S where my dev team got to... Ah well, I'll save a fortune in air fresheners at the office after this.

Isn't it nice.... 

Posted Friday 16th November 2007 04:13 GMT

Happy

...the use of the term "lunatic".

It's just so very NON-PC it makes the heart glow with nostalgia!

@Brian Miller 

Posted Friday 16th November 2007 13:10 GMT

IT Angle

'At the bottom of the article it says: "Error: A thorough search of the Register database for "Sierra Leone" and "lunatics" returned [0] results. Please modify your search to contain at least one IT-related term." '

Indeed. Which leads to one (and only one) of 2 conclusions :

1- whoever coded the Register website knows that empty strings, badly built queries, null pointer exceptions and what have you will happen, knows to test for them and knows the value of a clean, userfriendly error message (instead of the traditional "what should never have happened, has happened. Sorry"). In which case, they should be rightly commanded.

2- in the original version of the article, the "related stories" paragraph was replaced by a crappy mySQL error message. Which quickly led to someone inserting a dirty hack to make it look as if the code had recovered gracefully from the lack of previous references to smelly african lunatics.

My money's on #2...

Point of Order 

Posted Friday 16th November 2007 19:23 GMT

Did the lunatics in question voluntarily submit to said shaving and washing, or were they victims of other crazies with a cleanliness fetish?

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