Woolworths flogs Disney Princess chair for £100m
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Those of you who saved a few bob on last week's yuletastic Xbox 360 offer down at Tesco may well have been considering how to spend the cash you'd otherwise have spunked with the UK supermarket monolith.
Well, what about something for the little princess in your life, like a magical Disney Princess Folding Chair? Mind you, your little princess would have to be pretty special to merit this kind of extravagance:
Sadly, the deluxe seat is "not currently available", doubtless because the heads of several oil-rich sultanates battled hotel chain heiresses to secure this must-have princessly accessory.
The hoi polloi, though, can still get the non-royal version of the chair down at Amazon for £19.99. ®
Thanks to Simon Mullin for the tip-off.
@Peter Hewitt, thank you for the dasani reference. So off I go to Google to look that up.
Now I have tea over my keyboard too.
Still, it's nice to have Coca Cola confirm there really is baby-maker gravy in all their products, not just the burgers.
So, that's the Paris Hilton angle sorted.
perhaps they are using the dasani definition of the word as opposed to Claire Swire one....
RE: Simple answer... @ Anonymous Coward
Actually it might go to £-99,999,999.99 where by they pay you the sum of 100 million pounds.
/me puts pinky to corner of mouth....
Then you can spend the money to research Dolphins with fricken laser beams.