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Comments on: Massive fire on Olympic site

And here was me thinking this was an IT news site! 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 13:32 GMT

IT Angle

I suppose it could be the BOFH disposing of some incriminating evidence but i'm clutching at straws.

Is this O2 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 13:32 GMT

Coat

Is this O2 disposing of all the iPhones that did not sell over the week-end?

Relax - It's just a test 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 13:39 GMT

Of Britain's Olympic flame - fuelled by the world's largest chip pan fire.

The closing ceremony will be a moving event during which the Red Arrows will extinguish the sacred flame using a huge damp teatowel.

Please let me be the first to say..... 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 13:39 GMT

Flame

And the IT/Paris Hilton angle is...????

Logos 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 13:50 GMT

Flame

Embarrassed by the ridiculous logo featuring Bart & Lisa engaged in a sexual act, Olympic officials decided to gather together all promotional material at the site and set light to it.

That's the Olympic Torch lit 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 13:51 GMT

Good to see them on schedule for once.

Terrorist activity???? 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 13:51 GMT

Isn't it going to be home for the UK's largest Muslim temple? Hardly going to bomb that, are they???

Now there's a thing ... 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 13:56 GMT

Flame

"The Metropolitan police have already stated that no terrorist involvement is apparent, and that seems like a sensible analysis."

Fancy that - "Metropolitan police" and "sensible analysis" in the same sentence. Wouldn't surprise me if someone tried to pin the blame on al-Qaeda before the day is out though.

Exclusive pic? 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 13:59 GMT

Unhappy

I'm very impressed that you managed to somehow obtain a photo taken somewhere in London of the smoke from a distance.

"Exclusive' as in 'ever so slightly different from everybody else's" then?

When... 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 13:59 GMT

...I saw the headline I immediately thought "China!" but then I realised which third world country it really was.

Arthur Brown.... 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:00 GMT

Flame

An abandoned warehouse that was due to be demolished anyway... Clearly no fowl play going on here whatsoever I would assume ;)....

I recognise that odour 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:02 GMT

Thumb Up

Smells like Apple's iphone ambitions melting down.

Hrmmm. 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:03 GMT

Gates Horns

Insurance job?

Sensation helped by BBC 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:04 GMT

The sensation of it all will have been helped by the inital video coverage by BBC news 24, showing the Girkin in the foreground, with the smoke appearing to be coming from just behind it.

In actual facts the fire is miles away.

I cant see the smoke anymore from the office, maybe the wind has changed... ?

coincidence? 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:05 GMT

Black Helicopters

Seems rather handy that the buildings were marked for demolition anyway. What's easier - abide by the law and demolish things brick-by-brick or get some punk to set fire to the lot, and have the fire brigade bring it all down?

the place always was in need of burning! 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:08 GMT

Thumb Up

i used to live just round the corner from waterden road, near victoria park...old ford...for 14 years.

hackney wick always was a toilet, from the early victorian periods...that earth has to be some of the most polluted in london...

it always was exceptionally rough, the people included...at the other end of waterden road is the arse end of stratford...prob filled with yuppies now, i moved out in 2003 ^^

Londons burninh 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:08 GMT

I'm in the Citigroup tower in Canary Wharf and I can see the smoke from my nearest window. It looked at first like it was coming out of the HSBC building as it was hanging ominously over the top of their tower. Maybe the Citigroup traders panicked thinking HSBC was on fire until they realised it's actually miles away.

Why do we care? 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:12 GMT

Stop

Ok, please explain why any of us in IT should care if there is a large fire in this city?

Did a single electronic device get harmed?

Me thinks News must be slow in The Reg box again...

Appliances 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:13 GMT

Coat

These appliances that are there... what are we talking about? Kettles? Washing machines? Doesn't sound very relevant anyway.

All the smoke's cleared now from where I am though.

It's all economics. 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:28 GMT

Flame

Someone figured that sweeping up the ashes was cheaper than knocking down the building.

Meh. 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:52 GMT

I've seen bigger.

Lewis Page 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 14:59 GMT

Dead Vulture

Well blow me, only a day after I commend the Reg for their coverage of the JCdeM shooting inquiry, up pops this bit of dummed down Reg24.

Now, in a while there will be an inquiry into a serious fire to analyse - just down the road from me, four firemen entered a burning building on the point of collapse where there were no people, and lost their lives. Why they went in is a serious question - were they wrongly told there were people inside, or did they mistakenly think the building was far less seriously ablaze than it actually was?

Whatever, just because today's has the words "Olympic" in its title, and Lewis had his digital camera handy in the office *doesn't* make it front page Reg news.

PS, I go with the BOFH theory.

Asbestos 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 15:09 GMT

Pirate

Radio news here in Birmingham is reporting the fire is putting asbestos particles into the air.

Give it a few months for everyone to forget... 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 15:19 GMT

IT Angle

...Then we'll have all them knackered lappy batteries in a fekkin great big bonfire in the East-End when no-one's looking.

Overheard at Sony UK head orifice.

Thai Chef 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 15:26 GMT

Following their recent debacle in Central London, the plod have closed off 4 roads and are searching for a Thai chef cooking chillis.

I'm tired... 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 15:36 GMT

Alert

of people moaning about things not being IT related... The fact is, you must have read the title to read the story, if it doesn't look appealing don't click on it!!

For supposed 'IT people', you certainly seem to lack even the most basic ability to 'not click on every link put infront of you' :)

Does no one get it ? 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 16:54 GMT

Thumb Up

Its an IT website you can look at and look busy at work keeping up with current events... but there are gems of distraction ready to be un-earthed to kill time till the beer is cold enough to head home..

Bloody kids. 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 17:25 GMT

Joke

I gave them clear orders it was to be burned down when nobody was working on it, and as close as possible to the opening ceremony.

See if I give the little buggers the other 50p now...

And in other news... 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 17:27 GMT

There was a slight smouldering in the skip outside my house when somebody dropped a cigarette into it. With the smoke being visible for at least 4 yards, and with no immediate suspects, Metropolitan Police could not rule out terrorist activity. "It has all the hall-marks of an Al-Qaeda attack" said one slightly tipsy onlooker. "We are not being sensationalist in any way, shape or form."

P.S. @Jonathan Lane....if Citigroup thought HSBC was going up in smoke, I rather think they would be happy about it...

P.P.S...perhaps it was Citigroup getting rid of some dodgy paperwork following the "resignation" of the top dog...

Heck it even made radio news here in the US 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 17:38 GMT

Yep, even on the 7am NPR news at KUT Austin, must be a quiet news day

I am surprised that .... 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 19:17 GMT

Coat

... the government didnt suggest that ID cards would have prevented this. They seem capable of preventing everything else, so a mere fire should be no difficulty at all to these amazing devices .....

Physics? 

Posted Monday 12th November 2007 19:43 GMT

Chemistry, surely, or (failing that) odds and sods. Sheesh, if you can't classify your articles properly then you'll get folks asking "where's the IT angle?".

Oh, right...

Re: I'm tired... 

Posted Wednesday 14th November 2007 20:16 GMT

"For supposed 'IT people', you certainly seem to lack even the most basic ability to 'not click on every link put in front of you' :)"

Must be a slow IT day for some. ;-)

Cheers!

John

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