BOFH: How dangerous are your users?
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BOFH Userometer Simon is resting this week. So we are republishing a quiz from 2004, this time with added interactive mojo.
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Sure, your users may look about as likely to rebel as the pack of mindless sheep that they are - but can they be trusted?
- Are your users reading forbidden literature?
- Are they trying to climb the technical greasy pole behind your back?
- How will you know?
- Can the cattle prod be trusted to solicit the truth?
It's time to put it to the test!
Serious.. Where are the REAL answers?
I don't see a SINGLE "Huh?" or "What are you talking about?" My people don't even TRY to guess what might be going on.
you're not supposed to answer as yourself!
but... I was answering as a user who has LEARNT and knows the likely response systems will give.
After all this time, users must have evolved a basic survival instinct - survival of the fittest and all that (in this case very literal - you'd need to be reasonably fit to reach the bottom of the stairs before the giant stone ball)
How did your users do?
Nothing to worry about here.
Your users are so feeble minded you're lucky they can manage a keyboard without filling it with dribble.