Wtf is a peccary?

Why is Lester writing this?

"16 years for keeping orphaned monkeys in a refuge"?

What's going on?

So basically as the rest of us find out about this species, the locals could tell ya what it tastes like? Talk about being one step ahead....they have the right to be more smug than Mac fanboys...

Why, doesn't it have a nose?

If you crossed it with an armadillo, would you get a peccadillo?

Has anyone seen my jacket?

It's a suid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peccary

"My peccary doesn't have a nose." "Really, how does he smell?" "He doesn't!"

anon always delivers

I still don't care though.

" and the fact that it doesn't smell. "

Oscar Wilde was once on a train, sharing a compartment with a rather posh woman.

"Sir," she said, "You smell".

"No, madam," replied Oscar, "*You* smell. I /stink/".

So, this pessary, I mean peccary. Does it not smell, or does it not stink?

I've used the coat icon. It's not for me, it's for any followup who tries to make a joke about Oscar Wilde and a giant pecker.

Yea, but how do they taste?

I should have written "similar" to wild pig (it's actually a different family, but I wanted to give an idea of what it looks like). Just to keep the pedants (like me) at bay...

You have to ask? Chicken, of course....

'It turns out to be their most hunted animal.'

Who needs mates like that?

with the giant scentless pessary.

Visions of a well lubricated yet scentless pig being inserted into cavities .. ahh El Reg delivers again!

I'm not surprised it's endangered if it lacks "rooting behaviour"...

[Sorry, that one only works in Oz/NZ]

Sorry, your impecable jacket has been burned, along with the armoire.

He was keeping monkeys in cages? So that's the IT angle, is it? Why didn't you just say he was running a support desk for Microsoft?

Cross breed it with a banana and a Dachsund and you get a banana daccary?

Taxi for one...