For reasons unknown, a half-naked Czech man recently occupied a Cardiff tree and began howling and whimpering like a wolf. It got a bit loud and annoying, so police were called in to deal with the lycanthropic squatter [is it really possible to squat in a tree? Ed.]. Despite a threat of trouser-removal, the wolfman was eventually coaxed down and taken away in a police van, which may or may not have been lined with silver.

Misread the title. I thought it said "woman" not "wolfman". I was quite disappointed.

Neil

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Where's the pics? I really don't want to see them, but surely for the sake of PC and equality there should be the request?

Graham Wood

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Aahhh-Wooo... Werewolf in Cardiff

Actually I can see now why Warren Zevon didn't go with that idea. Maybe for the sequel, eh?

Evil Graham

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...I just wondered, if they'd shot him out of the tree, whether the Czech would have bounced...

I appear to have lost my cloakroom ticket...

Alan Potter

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Big deal. I thought it was the time of year for nuts to fall from trees, anyway.

(Title reference: chestnuts.)

Jon Green

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If they'd used a taser I suppose it would have needed silver electrodes.

Anonymous John

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