Ming the clam battles wolfman over Jordan's jubs
And man's best friend goes in, guns blazing
For reasons unknown, a half-naked Czech man recently occupied a Cardiff tree and began howling and whimpering like a wolf. It got a bit loud and annoying, so police were called in to deal with the lycanthropic squatter [is it really possible to squat in a tree? Ed.]. Despite a threat of trouser-removal, the wolfman was eventually coaxed down and taken away in a police van, which may or may not have been lined with silver.
Misread the title. I thought it said "woman" not "wolfman". I was quite disappointed.
Where's the pics? I really don't want to see them, but surely for the sake of PC and equality there should be the request?
Aahhh-Wooo... Werewolf in Cardiff
Actually I can see now why Warren Zevon didn't go with that idea. Maybe for the sequel, eh?
...I just wondered, if they'd shot him out of the tree, whether the Czech would have bounced...
I appear to have lost my cloakroom ticket...
Big deal. I thought it was the time of year for nuts to fall from trees, anyway.
(Title reference: chestnuts.)
If they'd used a taser I suppose it would have needed silver electrodes.
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