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Looks like 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 09:03 GMT

someone wearing a collared shirt, no tie and a jacket to me. Didn't know Mary was into "smart casual"... Thought she was more "robes and veils".

Ooo look! A publicity stunt.

What she looks like? 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 09:08 GMT

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I presume she wouldn't look like a frumpy faceless collection of squiggles. Just throwing the idea out there.

Is it real though? 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 09:21 GMT

Happy

How do we know it's real? It could just be a celebrity look a-like ;-)

Le Chat 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 09:23 GMT

Happy

I'm afraid it looks more like Phillipe Geluck's Le Chat

http://www.geluck.com/

=;-)

Virgin Mary? 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 09:23 GMT

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Looks more like Father Abraham of the Smurfs to me!

Looks more like...... 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 09:36 GMT

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Miss Marple to me

Right, that's it.... 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 09:48 GMT

I'm gonna spend the rest of the day trying to make Jesus toast......

Nah, it's a copper.... 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 09:56 GMT

IT Angle

....who's had his helmet mashed down over his head, all the way down to his neck

Penguin 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 10:17 GMT

Clearly, it's Tux.

Was she 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 10:26 GMT

stoned?!

Now, where did I leave my coat?

PS Pebble+felt tips=NZ$50K?

A (religious) fool and his/her money are soon parted 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 11:34 GMT

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Jeez! (so to speak)

There's cash to be made from religious nuts!

Although, it looks like SANTA CLAUS to me: button nose, big moustache, white pointy beard, but with a shirt collar and fat necktie.

I suppose you could claim that anything is the Virgin Mary and someone, somehwere would believe you! For Cash !

Looks more like.. 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 11:47 GMT

Boffin

http://pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF61009BC-Weeaboo.jpg to me.

Nope, it's a Marvel villain... 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 11:47 GMT

Paris Hilton

Mysterio, in a suit. On his way to a job interview.

Paris Hilton angle?

Pareidolia 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 12:07 GMT

Stop

Pure and simple.

I'm thinking... 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 12:07 GMT

Happy

Paddington Bear.

Anyone told GoldenPalace.com? 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 12:29 GMT

Stop

This is the sort of crap they buy isn't it?

It looks like.... 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 12:44 GMT

Coat

....someone's dressed their knob in a shirt and taken a photo.

Presumably when the Church pointed out that we don't know what the Virgin Mary looks like (I'm betting sort of dried up and decomposed meself) the word "dickhead" wasn't on their minds.......

Looks like... 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 12:48 GMT

Boffin

...she's read 'Lucky You', by Carl Hiaasens.

Exceptional Quality in a Fairer World 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 12:50 GMT

Church woman - "The church's approach [to purported Virgin Mary simulacra] is always very cautious because no one has ever seen Mary, so how would they know what she looks like?"

Don't stop them put statues up of her all over the place does it? Monkeys.

VM? 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 12:55 GMT

My Arse.

That's Father Christmas come early (if you'll pardon the expression). Mind you, he only does come once a year, and that's down a chimney. Poor bastard.

Virgin maybe, Mary definitely not... 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 14:30 GMT

Paris Hilton

It's a clit!

Well, it certainly resembles the top end of one of those illustrations of the female external genitalia from old 70s sex-ed manuals. Wonder what's on the other side?

Mary lives next door but one and is never stoned! 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 15:44 GMT

What ever happened to simple " common sense" in trying to touch the Supernatural >>> why not get a pebble of your choice and paint it with a lady-like picture ( indelible of course} then flog it on ebay for big bucks or part exchange for a fibre optic Xmas tree ( only 8 weeks-ish to go ) a phalic alternative maybe ?

Title 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 18:33 GMT

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It's just a fricking ROCK! Big deal.

Catholic Church admits Lourdes was a hoax 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 19:13 GMT

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NZ's Catholic church. Spokeswoman Lindsay Freer said: "The church's approach [to purported Virgin Mary simulacra] is always very cautious because no one has ever seen Mary, so how would they know what she looks like?"

No one has ever seen Mary, huh? So, the Catholic church will be shutting down the grotto at Lourdes any day now, yes? Not to mention Fatima and all the other places. In fact, wikipedia lists 12 people who have "church approved Marian visions".

So does Lindsay Freer just not know what she's talking about, or is the Catholic church finally admitted what the rest of us have known all along, that all these visions of Mary/Jesus/Brian are just a load of old cobblers?

Oh yes I do! 

Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 21:33 GMT

"The church's approach [to purported Virgin Mary simulacra] is always very cautious because no one has ever seen Mary, so how would they know what she looks like?"

I dated Virgin Mary for a while. This looks nothing like her. What? Oh THAT Virgin Mary. Sorry.

Is it just me... 

Posted Thursday 25th October 2007 07:17 GMT

Happy

...or does she look like she's flicking the bird?

To those on the make 

Posted Thursday 25th October 2007 12:00 GMT

Jobs Halo

just get yourselves one of these!

http://www.thisnext.com/item/C9BAF23A/Holy-Toast-Maker

It's all a croc ! 

Posted Friday 26th October 2007 04:05 GMT

Pirate

"no one has ever seen Mary, so how would they know what she looks like?"....if NOONE has ever seen her,therefore she never existed....proving this whole religion thing is a barrell of SHITE

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