So what happens then the langur monkeys run amok? Find larger and more ferocious species and so on until we end up with King Kong harassing the inhabitants of Delhi.

Perhaps we could have that face-off with the Godzilla they're genetically engineering in Tokyo...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/15/dino_skull_dig/comments/

Where are Buzz and Woody when you need them.

(If only all inept politicians would meet such an ironic demise)

Boris Johnson for mayor of London, nuff said

"Find larger and more ferocious species and so on until we end up with King Kong"

No need. The species known as Homo Sapiens is easily found everywhere in great numbers.

What a load of bananas!

Considering the fact that the monkeys were there first, it is not so much a case of a monkey being in your back yard as you being in the monkey's front yard.

So to combat the problem of a monkey invasion, they're training them to fight?

Nope, can't see aproblem there...

What they need are filthy atheists or some kind of heathen who don't hold such beliefs and have them armed as night-time knacker men. That way they could perform the removal tasks without those of a delicate nature being alerted to the monkey apocalypse at their doorstep. They could then sell them back to the locals in pies or kebabs, thus completing the holy circle of life.

Get your hands of me you dirty appppeeeeeeeee.......

Thud.

Just send in Chuck Noris.

I'll just get my cloak, pointy hat and thats my broom to the left.

... they could start advertising the great old delicacy of "Monkey Brains" made famous in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Or perhaps they should just put up a sign declaring it open season on Monkeys.

Or just send in the Marines with a shoot on site order...

Its Monkey Assured Destruction again

Duck & Cover

Gorilla warfare.

He died from falling off a *first floor* terrace ???

Yes, first floor terrace up one floor from the ground floor. telldodo: paper sugar departure

First Floor?

fly my pretties! ;)

..Why not just ..SPANK THE MONKEY..

American vs British English problem.

The First Floor in America is known as the Ground Floor in Britain. Bear that in mind when you visit here Curtis or you'll have to walk down the stairs when the lift (elevator) stops on the first floor when you are trying to get to the ground :-)

not always . Some times the first floor is the lobby :)

floor the sky is down etc you are supposed to know all this. Also journalists think slipping and falling off a balcony whilst trying to shoo away monkeys means they killed him instead of his just being clumsy. I have been seeing this headline for days editors are a bunch of complete fucktards for running it as news.

Well, you smelly buggers, don't come asking to borrow Andrew Symonds when you need that bigger monkey.....Dheli... why don't u live up to the name, and have a few end up in ur Deli's?

Nuff said...

To whom it may concern in Delhi INDJA,

(or what ever you people call it these days):

Can we possibly book your performing monkeys for a for an American Congressional and White House gig/tour?

We have lots of balconies available, mostly 2nd floor or higher, and lots of dance wax!

HELP!