Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/09/amazon_outrage/
Amazon punts anal beads to UK kiddies
Spiderman watch search outrage
Posted in Bootnotes, 9th October 2007 15:03 GMT
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NSFW We're very much obliged to reader Phillip Young for alerting us that Amazon UK is peddling (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_/203-9231730-4833553?initialSearch=1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=spiderman+watch&Go.x=0&Go.y=0&Go=Go) anal sex toys to any wide-eyed kiddie looking to strap on a Spiderman watch:
(http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_/203-9231730-4833553?initialSearch=1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=spiderman+watch&Go.x=0&Go.y=0&Go=Go)
What's even more repulsive than the fact that a highly reputable etailer seems bent on corrupting Britain's innocent children is that the single "mmmm nice 'I love cock!!'" tradesman's entrance stimulator was earlier today available "used from £2.99" - as Phillip's screen grab shows.
Sickeningly, it appears some 11-year-old has now snaffled the device in question, since it's currently "unavailable". Presumably, it'll become "reavailable" when the novelty wears off and it re-emerges from where the sun don't shine.
And speaking of the sun, we have made our dossier available to the usual UK redtops and, of course, the Daily Mail. ®