The Register® — Biting the hand that feeds IT

Comments on: McDonald's goes McWireless

Just checking, 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 13:41 GMT

Dead Vulture

But we won't have to buy anything, right? I'll happily take advantage of the wifi, but I really don't want to eat their burgers. Yuck.

great 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 14:09 GMT

Coat

now I can go for a burger and surf the web

none of that having to get some pesky exercise to get from fast food outlet to nearest wifi point

but that said its McDonalds, not some up market eatery, it'll be full of fat ugly blokes looking at porn within a week of starting, oh and they'll probably share it all with a the annoying brats that eat there.

on the other hand whos going to take a laptop or have any expensive electronics in a McDonalds for the chavs to through milkshake or mayonnaise over? and with wifi access will it really be what it looks like?

hmm.. 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 14:15 GMT

Free internet for the price of a coffee.. that somehow lasts an hour or so: bargain!

Next door 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 14:17 GMT

Time to start looking locally for pubs next door to McDonalds.

You can buy a bottle of water 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 14:27 GMT

Jobs Halo

from McDonalds and that would count. Just make the bottle of water last as long as possible.

Great.. 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 14:30 GMT

But who would want to grease up thier laptop down the local chav hotspot anyway?

Following on from the success of the McDump 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 14:50 GMT

Paris Hilton

McDonalds launch free McPorn.

Hope they've got SatNav... 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 15:04 GMT

"It's all part of a company-wide drive upmarket"

As an ex-McDonalds employee (to keep my student overdraft inside acceptable limits) I enjoyed this phrase. I can't ever see McDonalds getting anwhere upmarket simply because their concept of food is miles away from the healthy stuff available from the competition in the space they are allegedly heading for.

Would I run a casual business meeting in a quiet StarBucks (if there is such a thing)? Yes. In McDonalds? No, not even if they closed the place for me...

The ethos is miles and miles away from what it needs to be... ROFL

McWi-Fi 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 15:07 GMT

Coat

whats the betting there will be a promotion along the lines of McMegaByte

maybe rebrand Small, Medium, Large and Supersize as Kilo, Mega, Giga And Terra?

would they stop there though?, i doubt it bet they will refer to there ip address as Mc Address...

@Evil Fairy 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 15:11 GMT

Dead Vulture

I'm grateful, I live in a small market town, and the McDonalds here is pretty chav-free, save the odd overweight mother of six swearing her counterfeit Playboy scrunchie off. I dread to think what may happen in, say, the dodgier areas of Mitcham, London.

How long 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 15:43 GMT

before McDonalds sues Apple over trade mark rights in "Mac"?

nice time.. 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 15:57 GMT

Looks like this is a great time for FREE wifi. BT and their BT Fon and now McDonalds and their FREE wifi access. 1 chain will start then the next and so on until you'll soon be able to access web most places.

BT have the right idea and it will be a bonus when the other ISPs are aloud in on the action..Well done McDonalds!

En Paris 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 15:58 GMT

Free wifi at MacD's has been standard in Paris and some other EuroCits for a while.

Find a street-side cafe next door, and sip and surf while watching the world go by.

Only inducement for visiting MacDonalds 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 16:03 GMT

It's the ONLY reason I could possibly think of for being in the vicinity of a MacDonalds or reccommending them to my pupils.

Hopefully this will be the "about time" moment 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 16:15 GMT

Coat

Paying for wifi is pretty pathetic, for me it can be the tipping point between venues (not that I hang about in mcdonalds at all, although the milkshakes are bearable)

I've seen a lot more free wifi in european cafes and I refuse to pay the extortionate pricing that I see over here in the UK.

@tim chubb 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 16:25 GMT

Coat

"...would they stop there though?, i doubt it bet they will refer to there ip address as Mc Address... "

That would be the big-MAC address surely?

Good on them 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 16:30 GMT

Thumb Up

I've got to applaud this move. I was working in Jo'burg for 6 months and didn't have net access at home. The local McDonald's had their free WiFi and I was happy to grab a bottle of water (as good faith - it was never a requirement) to use it to stay in touch.

Where there are car parks... 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 16:38 GMT

... won't folks just sit in the car park and say "I'll be ordering in a minute", then drive off when finished surfing?

Mind you, on the rare occasions I've actually tried my BT Openzone PAYG, I've never actually managed to get an IP address, let alone surf...

@You can buy a bottle of water 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 16:46 GMT

Thumb Up

In France, you can have a beer to pay for your Wifi, as I did in Rodez. Choice of one, mind; Kronenbourg draft.

Just ask for "Frites et un Pression s'il vous plait"

The whole experience compared very well to using the horrid, expensive, slow Orange service at a Mercure ('business class') hotel a couple of days before.

The burgers are still shit though.

Alyson Willis, I sincerely hope... 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 17:15 GMT

...that your pupils don't learn spelling from you. "reccommending" ???

Try it with a single "c" next time, as in "recommending" :P

Anyway, are we about to see a sudden rise in the value of houses next door to McDonald franchises? Free internet connection included, but only during opening times!

Free WiFi is not new... 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 19:32 GMT

It's just new to the UK. I spent a week in Bogota, Colombia last year. Loads of places have free WiFi there.

Free WiFi? No such thing in the UK. 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 20:45 GMT

Paris Hilton

Face it, this won't be free. As has been said, you have to buy chav-chow first. Free WiFi doesn't really exist per se in the UK, unless you're on your uni campus, or at your place of work or so. I'm sorry, but some techno-anarcho collective in Dalston doing a free WiFi project on one street, doesn't count. As our Parisian correspondent suggests, things are better on mainland Europe.

Truly free WiFi, in more than a couple of squatted arts venues, would be hilarious, in the way VOIP would then smash our cellphone providers. But until it exists, please don't bother using the phrase.

Openzone 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 22:21 GMT

The "fun" of this is the 2 McD's I've used with Wifi around where I work have both had all their wifi removed. Yay for the march of technology

Important question as yet unanswered 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 23:42 GMT

So if I spill coffee all over my laptop will I be able to sue Maccie D's for millions for ruining my life?

Free WiFi 

Posted Tuesday 9th October 2007 01:11 GMT

Thumb Up

Just sit near McDonalds and use the net anyway, for free, without buying anything.

More fodder for the cops 

Posted Tuesday 9th October 2007 03:17 GMT

Dead Vulture

Considering the cops are now arresting anyone sitting around in public with a laptop for "stealing" WiFi access, I can imagine they'll easily fill their arrest quotas hanging around McD's, nicking all the "terrorists" and "kiddy porn merchants" using the WiFi for their nefarious dealings... even if you did buy a milkshake two hours ago!

It's here in Canada 

Posted Tuesday 9th October 2007 06:27 GMT

The McDonalds across the street from the coffee shop I frequent has had free Wi-Fi for about four months now. I never bought any "chav-chow" (hilarious!) there but the SSID reads "McNet" so I assume it's theirs. I haven't actually been inside to see as this *is* one of those McDonalds that is filled with screaming six-packs of children...

Free WiFi 

Posted Tuesday 9th October 2007 07:22 GMT

Thumb Down

It's a bit strange that McDonalds say they are continuing to work with BT Openzone when they terminated Openzone access in July. I only found out when the manager of my local McD told me. I used the BT service there as there is a crap WiFi service in the town I live in. I contacted BT after the BT FON announcement thinking that this might just replace this service. No such luck! Although I am a BT Openzone subsciber, I can't use the BT FON service as I don't have their Total Broadband service at home. Their service sucks.

A better sub-headline? 

Posted Tuesday 9th October 2007 08:54 GMT

Coat

"Do you want Wi-Fries with that"

Even more "hot air" bites the bun. 

Posted Tuesday 9th October 2007 21:28 GMT

Big M will stop at nothing ' cos it feeds on addictions, so no surprise that frying our brains is just another step in the food chain ; pay attention Mr Apple 'cos a laptop that looks like a "BigMac" could be just a bite away!

No Sale! 

Posted Wednesday 10th October 2007 15:12 GMT

Ugh, I don't care if they offer free mcwi-fi my kids aren't going anywhere near that slop shop. That place is just a disgusting lard factory churning out fat people with mystery meat as ingredients.

Yuck, Yuck, Yuck.

Title 

Posted Friday 12th October 2007 21:40 GMT

UPmarket???? From Where?