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Comments on: Japanese in exoskeleton ancestor-respect scheme

Ripley's Grandma... 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 15:53 GMT

...Wore this suit. Fortunately, the aliens in *her* time had concentrated orange juice for blood, and sported paperboard armor.

Doesn't "forbid" 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 15:55 GMT

As I understand it, Japan doesn't "forbid" immigration. It does, however, make it very difficult to do so. You basically have to show that you're more Japanese than the most tradition-bound Japanese known by the inspectors. Bribes also help. Allegedly.

Just wait... 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 16:42 GMT

until the Japanese porn industry gets one of these suits.

Export to america! 

Posted Monday 8th October 2007 17:11 GMT

Coat

It will also help the average fatso to waddle to his oversized SUV and go stock up on extra fats & carbs at the cash & carry? This increases the market considerably!

Does its weight count as clothes, prosthetics or hand luggagge by the way?

Actually, this is an entirely new market for airlines 

Posted Tuesday 9th October 2007 10:07 GMT

In effect, the airliners will become one big cargo bay with attach points for the robotic frames. Nor more seats needed !

Of course, a little rethink of onboard display panels will be needed - maybe make them WiFi and portable, and attach them to the frame in front of you ?

In any case, it will be the dawn of a new era, one where the words "human cattle" will finally be fully justified !

Huzzah for the future ! It's tomorrow's Baron Harkonnen coming to a seat near you !

Immigration 

Posted Tuesday 9th October 2007 12:27 GMT

Japan doesn't forbid immigration. They encourage it.

http://www.japan-guide.com/e/e2221.html

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