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Comments on: So, what's the first rule of Reg Club?
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re: Rule No. One #
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re: RegClub RFC #
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Quote #
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Thou shalt not indulge in trickery #
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I hope... #
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@ Ian Michael Gumby #
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Cover shots #
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About those rules #
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We don't need no steenking rules! #
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