Google Maps rolls out the Mesopotamian nil-cubit
Yeah, but what's that in cubic furlongs?
Those among you who recently adopted the new Vulture Central standards of volume, length, area and, critically, the speed of sheep in a vacuum, might be interested to learn that Google Maps has decided to offer a few alternatives of its own.
So, if you were ever wondering just how far it is from Dallas to New York in Babylonian trade cubits, Russian versts or California vara, just hit "My Maps", then "Distance Measurement Tool" followed by "I'm feeling geeky" and select from the drop-down menu.
While we'd never suggest that our own initiative prompted Google to jump on this particular bandwagon (the length of which is 47 linguine (lg), for the record), but one option caught our eye:
Hmmm. Of course, El Reg correctly uses the Olympic-sized swimming pool (=4,780,114 grapefruit, or gf), as a unit of volume. Furthermore, Google has omitted the universally-accepted double-decker-bus (65.85lg) from its list, which leads us to suspect this isn't actually a serious attempt to enhance its Maps' funtionality.
Mind you, it does have the US standard Smoot, already available on Google Earth. For those of you not au fait with the Smoot, we should explain it was created in 1958 by MIT students who used one Oliver R. Smoot (1.7018m, or 12.16lg) to measure the Harvard Bridge.
Said bridge is, as every self-respecting geek knows, "364.4 smoots plus one ear". The exact length of Smoot's ear is a matter of some debate, but we reckon it to be 0.14lg, +/- 0.06 Chinese imperial cun. ®
Extreme geekdom does not use furlongs per fortnight as unit of speed. Real geek would use hertz per diopter or Hz/dpt. You know you are troughbred geek if you:
a) know why and b) find it funny.
I drink a lot of tea...
... so you lot better start, think of it as practice for when the Olympics comes to town, they reckon we'll have a power shortage.
Dunno about the friction but the calories burned by the participants are reckoned to be 200 dietary calories or 200,000 calories for half an hour which is almost enough for the standard kettle how many fucks that gets you is highly variable.