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Comments on: BEA to tempt developers with Essex server

Codenamed "Essex" 

Posted Friday 14th September 2007 06:08 GMT

Why Essex exactly? Ready to be thrown off Sarfend pier?

Do you fink I'm bovvered by that?

JBoss "lightweight" 

Posted Friday 14th September 2007 08:37 GMT

Since when can ANY application server be considered lightweight? More like bloated pig. Anything that takes 10+ seconds to start up is "lightweight" ? Huh

and further 

Posted Friday 14th September 2007 08:41 GMT

If it's codenamed Essex, then I'm guessing the platform it's based on will be "white heels" ?

why not "Essex"? 

Posted Friday 14th September 2007 08:49 GMT

I guess the application server is suited for blade servers and in the Essex coat of arms you have three seaxes. Obvious really. :)

Essex 

Posted Friday 14th September 2007 11:39 GMT

Laaahhndaaahhn

[Apologies to Monkey Dust]

@ Codenamed "Essex" 

Posted Friday 14th September 2007 12:21 GMT

"Why Essex exactly? Ready to be thrown off Sarfend pier?

Do you fink I'm bovvered by that?"

<sarcasm>

Oh. How original.

</sarcasm>

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